US threatens to democratize Cuba

Not starting at Gitmo, to be sure. Clearly going for the gold medal in imperial arrogance, the Bushies have developed a Compact with the Cuban People to let them know that when Fidel dies we'll be right there to replace their nightmare of good education, healthcare, and well-organized hurricane relief with Coca Cola, sweatshops, and maybe a lot of violence. Oh--and flooded cities, too!

WIIIAI has more to say about the Compact.