Shooting blind

Trying to drive his 18 percent popularity even lower, Useless Dick told us today that we need to save more.

"The American dream begins with saving money and that should begin on the very first day of work," Cheney told a conference here exploring how to encourage people to boost savings and be better prepared for retirement.

Spoken like a guy who spends most of his time in an undisclosed location, where he wouldn't know that most jobs, if you can find one, don't pay you a penny for at least two weeks.