About that civil war...

We are in civil war. We are losing each day as an average 50 to 60 people throughout the country, if not more. If this is not civil war, then God knows what civil war is.

-- Former Puppet Prime Minister Ayad "Comical" Allawi.

Iraq's civil war -- which looks more like Spain's in the 1930s -- began months ago.

-- Conservative columnist George Will. (Will doesn't mention that the fascist insurgents won in Spain.)