WIIIAI listens to the morons so we don't have to

WIIIAI reports on Rummy's latest babblings, in which he claims that the Iraqi insurgents are not really insurgents because they "don't have a legitimate gripe."

Also, going above and beyond the call, WIIIAI watched aWol's "Plan for Victory" speech. Bush has now divided the illegitimate gripers into three categories: Rejectionists, Saddamists, and Terrorists. He also defined the mission in Iraq: “Our mission in Iraq is to win the war - our troops will return home when that mission is complete.” To which WIIIAI adds, "As opposed to when the mission is accomplished, which was a couple of years ago."

The middies at the Naval Academy were thrilled by the speech:



Of course that was before he told them they'd all be headed for the Marines instead of the Navy after graduation, if not before.