Ahmed Chalabi, that is. Fresh off his visit with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Tehran, Ahmed the Liar is coming to Washington to meet with Condi the Liar. Here are my guesses about what Chalabi said in Tehran and what he'll say to Condiliar.
To Ahmadinejad: "Bush thinks you're worse than Saddam, and a poopoohead as well. And Laura thinks you're ugly. She and I are friends, you know."
To Condi: "Ahmadinejad says that you should get that gap in your teeth fixed. He also says Bush is an idiot and that Bush doesn't love you."
Because aside from embezzlement, there's nothing Chalabi likes better than war. If the Bushies really wanted to protect America, they'd just arrest this guy and let all the poor schmucks caught in the American gulag go free.
[Update] Think Progress has a rap sheet for Chalabi.