Don't do it!

Defenselink caption: "Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld arrives in Beijing Oct. 18 to meet with Chinese officials. Greeting him at the airport are Gen. Xiong Guangkai, deputy chief of the General Staff of the Chinese People's Liberation Army, and U.S. Ambassador to China Clark T. Randt Jr."

Gen. Xiong apparently doesn't recognize that look on Rummy's face, or what it means: