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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Bush jokes

Past Peak has a humor page with lots of jokes from late-night comedians. Today's selection:
President Bush had his physical a couple days ago and doctors say that President Bush is likely our most fit president in the history of the United States. That means if anything happens to Cheney he can jump in and take over...Bush passed his physical — no word yet on his mental. — David Letterman
Okay, okay, I like this one too (from late June):
President Bush welcomed Vietnam's prime minister to the White House. He promised the prime minister he would travel to Vietnam next year — that is, unless his dad can get him out of it. — Jay Leno