Okay, it's satire day!

From the Whitehouse.org web site's version of aWol's 6/28 speech:

Rummy and Dick are right. The insurgency is in its death throes, and will be that way for the next twelve years. Also: the terrorists in Iraq come from other countries, like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria, Jordan, Pakistan, France, and Baghdad. But we are taking the fight TO the Iraqis – because only by shipping America's underprivileged to fight a war on a shoestring budget, and subjecting them to an environment so volatile that their only chance of survival is to slaughter anyone who so much as sneers at them, can we ever hope to give a whole new generation of Arabiac kiddies a reason to try and fly planes into our landmarks.