Miller Low Life

Dennis Miller was on the Daily Show a couple of days ago. What a total turd. He was so full of himself, rattling off unfunny right-wing one liners about ANWR ("Nobody goes to Alaska except delinquent fathers," or something like that), global warming ("If the temperature goes up 3.6 degrees, I'll just tell the family we moved to Phoenix.") He was doing this so fast he must have been on speed. And Jon Stewart was just laughing away like the ditziest ditz you've ever met, times two. Pathetic. Miller's excuse for the war in Iraq, which he backed all the way, was something like "the number of Saddam and his sons came up."

He was awful on Monday Night Football; he was awful on the Daily Show. I assume he's also awful on his own show on CNBC, but don't expect me to research that for you.