Jay Leno is stealing my material!

From Left I on the News:

President Bush is denying reports today that he has plans to invade Iran. Oh we're still going to invade. We just don't have any plans! You know. Like Iraq."

- Jay Leno

I refer the jury to my post of Friday, February 18, which included this:

Bush: No plans to attack Iran (He's not saying he's not going to attack Iran, just that he doesn't have plans. After Iraq, I can believe that.)

Well, that's okay. As long as the message gets out.