My Pet Goat Explained

From the American Heritage Dictionary:

spectacular: 1. adj. Of the nature of a spectacle; impressive or sensational.

From CNN:

Appearing on ABC's "This Week," Card said, "I support the FDA. They do a spectacular job."

From the Washington Times:

White House Chief of Staff Andrew H. Card Jr. appeared on ABC's "This Week" and said, "Secretary Rumsfeld is doing a spectacular job, and the president has great confidence in him."

I guess if this numbskull whipsered in my ear that the nation was under attack, I might finish what I was doing first too.

It has been asked before, but I'll update it: If Franks, Bremer, Tenet, Rummy and the FDA are success stories, can anything be called a failure?