Delusional is In!

"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength." -- Big Brother

"Losing is Winning." -- Comical Allawi, aka Baghdad Ayad:

Iraq's interim prime minister, Ayad Allawi, using his robust self-confidence to try to counter growing pessimism over conditions in his country, said in an interview on Wednesday that the rise in the number and ferocity of terror attacks in the country by insurgents was proof that they were getting not stronger, but weaker.