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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Axis of Evil?

Jonathan at A Tiny Revolution has taken Useless Dick's latest ravings (I rant; he raves) and suggested how two other lowlifes with tanker-fulls of blood on their hands would have worded it.

Here's what Cheney said:
I think some have hoped that if they kept their heads down and stayed out of the line of fire, they wouldn't get hit. I think what happened in Russia now demonstrates pretty conclusively that everybody is a target
Here's how Jonathan suggests how Vladimir Putin might have put it on September 12, 2001, if he were as cold-blooded as Dick Cheney (and isn't it frightening to realize that someone more cold-blooded than Putin is a pacemaker beat away from the presidency?):
I think what happened in the US with the attacks on the Pentagon and World Trade Center demonstrates pretty conclusively that everybody is a target. The US did not get involved in sending troops to Chechnya. They've gotten hit anyway.
And how would Osama bin Forgotten put it?
I think some have hoped that if they kept their heads down and stayed out of the line of fire, they wouldn't get hit. I think what happened in Iraq now demonstrates pretty conclusively that everybody is a target. Iraq, of course, did not support us in our martyrdom operations against the Great Satan. They did not get involved in sending mujahadeen there. They've gotten hit anyway.
Jonathan's two posts on the topic are here and here.