Why I am not Barack Obama's campaign manager

You know the song in "Jesus Christ Superstar" that goes

Hosanna, heysanna, sanna sanna ho, sanna hey, sanna ho-sannahhh, hey J.C., J.C., you're alright by me, sanna hey, sanna ho, superstar!

So why not redo that song for the campaign?

Obama, hey bama, bama bama ho, bama hey, bama obamahhhhh, hey B.O., B.O., you're our guy we know....

Oh, I see why. Well, how about this slogan: Only Obama can stop Osama!

I'll stick to blogging, I guess.