Does Anyone Ever Know?

The blogger at Whatever It Is, I'm Against It writes this:

While both Bush and Kerry were campaigning in Davenport, Iowa, three banks were robbed. Does anyone know where Dick Cheney was at the time?

C'mon, no one ever knows where he is! And even if he were caught robbing a bank on live TV in front of a thousand nuns, he'd still say it wasn't his vault.