A grievous oversight

I has been brought to my attention that I have not paid sufficient homage to the 40th and 44th presidents of the United States. While I feel that history may well judge Ronald Reagan and John Kerry as two of the worst presidents ever, exceeded in awfulness only by the two Bushes George, it is still rude of me to treat our chief executives in this fashion. So, when I was in the grocery store the other day, I saw how I could make amends for only 99 cents (on sale)!

That's right! I bought a Reagan vegetable, proceeds going to make John Kerry's wife even richer!

I feel better already.