Blame it on the Rain

According to Kos, White House spokesperson Trent Duffy blamed aWol's bicycle accident on loose topsoil caused by recent rain. Except it hadn't rained in Crawford for eight days. Kerry supposedly asked reporters if Bush's training wheels had come off.

Enough of that. If under torture I was forced to say something positive about George W. Bush, I would commend him for being physically fit. There's so many ridiculous, scandalous, and obscene things about Bush--it's crazy to criticize him for a bicycle accident.

Then again, the White House doesn't need to lie about the rain. Lying just comes naturally to these guys.