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Tuesday, August 19, 2003

New TV Show
One of my favorite TV shows is "Whose Line is it Anyway?" starring Drew Carey, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Styles. They do great improv comedy, especially Colin. Which leads us to another Colin, and an idea for a spin-off show:

Whose Oil Is It Anyway!

Good evening everyone! Welcome to “Whose Oil Is It Anyway!”

On tonight’s show: “Absence of evidence isn’t evidence of absence,” Donald Rumsfeld!
“No one could have predicted they’d fly planes into buildings,” Condi Rice!
“A convenient reason we could all agree upon,” Paul Wolfowitz!
And “No comment,” Dick Cheney!

My name is Colin Powell—come on down, let’s have some war!

Welcome to “Whose Oil Is It Anyway!”, the show where the evidence is made up and the deaths don’t matter. That’s right, the deaths are just like the United Nations—they just don’t matter. (Laughter)

(I carried this silliness even further here)