Neither will a free, democratic, peaceful Mars, George...
A free, democratic, peaceful Iraq will not threaten America or our friends with illegal weapons. A free Iraq will not be a training ground for terrorists or a funnel of money to terrorists, or provide weapons to terrorists who would willingly use them to strike our country or our allies. (from Bush's speech about the murder of Saddam Hussein's sons)

Of course it won't, George, Iraq never did. That's what Saudi Arabia is for!