Bad news overload:
Don't worry about OBL, though. Our military leaders are hot on his trail:
Speaking today in West Palm Beach, Fla., Gen. Tommy R. Franks, chief of the U.S. Central Command, said he did not know where bin Laden was, but was sure the al Qaeda leader was "having a bad year." Even his 5-year-old granddaughter asks him about bin Laden's whereabouts, Franks said. "I tell her, I don't know," he said. "But if he's alive, we'll certainly get him." Of course, it will have to wait until we're done killing 5-year-old granddaughters in Iraq in the name of peace. The world is "having a bad year."
- A bomb threat in Washington.
- Israelis are rocking the Casbah in Nablus.
- Pakistanis have apparently continued providing North Korea with nuclear technology since 9/11.
- Border Patrol starts random traffic stops in Michigan;
- Huge herbicide spraying in Colombia has killed a lot of coca plants--and lots of food crops, too. Not to mention the environmental and health disaster caused by carpet-spraying large areas of the earth's surface with poison. And...
- Osama's back!
Don't worry about OBL, though. Our military leaders are hot on his trail:
Speaking today in West Palm Beach, Fla., Gen. Tommy R. Franks, chief of the U.S. Central Command, said he did not know where bin Laden was, but was sure the al Qaeda leader was "having a bad year." Even his 5-year-old granddaughter asks him about bin Laden's whereabouts, Franks said. "I tell her, I don't know," he said. "But if he's alive, we'll certainly get him." Of course, it will have to wait until we're done killing 5-year-old granddaughters in Iraq in the name of peace. The world is "having a bad year."
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