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Thursday, October 03, 2002

"A president against a president and vice president against a vice president and a duel takes place, if they are serious, and in this way we are saving the American and the Iraqi people," Ramadan told the Associated Press Television Network. That's right: One of Iraq's vice presidents is suggesting a duel between W and Saddam, and another between Cheney and himself. Although the article hints that the suggestion was tongue in cheek, I see real possibilities here. Here are the ground rules:
  • First, since Iraq has two vice presidents, get Rumsfeld to duel the other one.
  • Find out if Iraq has an attorney general.
  • All duels to be held in an enclosed space without ventilation.
  • Chemical weapons allowed.
Yup, we could solve a lot of the world's problems!