The rooster

There was this guy that had a hen and he wanted to raise chicks but had no rooster... So he set out looking for one... Came upon a farmer and asked him if he had any. Farmer said... "Why, yes, I have three of them... One is "normal"... one is "dyslexic"... and the last one is "gay". So the guy says... "Let me hear them crow!" The farmer brings out the "normal" one... and he crows...... Cocka-Doodle-Dooooooo!!!

Guy says, "Well, he sounds pretty good!" Farmer brings out the "dyslexic" one... and he crows...... Doodle-Doodle-Cock!!!

Guy says, "Hmmm..." The farmer brings out the "gay" one... He crows...... Any-Cock'll Doooooooooo!!!

-- from that great joke factory in the sky

 
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