Questions and answers

Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. To stamp out forest fires

Q. Why do elephants have flat feet?
A. To stamp out burning ducks!

Q. What have a chicken and a grape got in common?
A. They are both purple except for the chicken

Q. What is Iraq's national bird?
A. Duck

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion!

Q. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A. Twick or Tweet

Q. What do you call waterfowl that looks in windows?
A. Peeking Duck!!

Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist

Q. How do you wash a falcon?
A. With Dove

Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula

Q. What do you get when you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A. A bird that not only delivers you mail, it knocks on your door!

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