Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
With a rubber duck, one's never alone. --"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Lame Duck: A politician whose goose is cooked.
1000 mockingbirds = one kilomockingbird
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
You can cage a swallow can't you, but you can't swallow a cage can you? (...a palindrome, get it?) [from John Mueller]
YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY WHEN...
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
A FORTUNE COOKIE YOU'LL NEVER SEE...
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican.
-- Dixon Merritt (1910)
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