A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday.
A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the counter and asks, "Can I help you, ma'am?"
"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod. Can you tell me about this one?"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and cannot see the rod your referring to. However, if you'll drop it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the sound it makes."
The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops it on the counter.
He belts out, "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium action - $15."
Lady - "Wow! Amazing!" She finds another and does the same.
"That's an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with ultralight tackle - $20."
Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.
As the man is ringing up the sale the lady rips a big fart but feels no need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who she is.
Salesman says, "That'll be $25."
"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !? YOU SAID $20 ?"
"That's right ma'am, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call and $2 for the fish bait."
-- from that great joke factory in the sky
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