Deep thoughts

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Do you think that birds that live at airports have a bad self-image?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

What do you call a slow swift?

Why is a Nightjar called a nightjar when you never see one in a jar?

Instructions on life: Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

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