The job applicant

A crow applied for the receptionist's job at the new AT&T headquarters. The interviewer, a bit non-plussed, told the crow that the candidate had to be able to type at least 80 words per minute. The crow demonstrated a 100 wpm talent! Not wanting to hire a BIRD for the job, the interviewer told the crow that the candidate had to be able to take dictation. The crow surpassed all other candidates. Finally the interviewer thought he'd be able to get rid of the crow with "The candidate must be bilingual!" The crow replied "Meow!!"

-- from Cody Burkett, Phoenix, AZ