This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two female parrots. They talk but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?", the priest asked.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'."
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots, who I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."
"Thank you!" said the lady.
So the next day the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady put her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots said, "Hi, we're prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, "Put your Bible away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"
-- from that great joke factory in the sky
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