Q: Why did I come to page just to see a huge grey box?
A: Check out the CheerpJ Applet Runner extension for Chrome. Once installed, you will still need to manually enable access to applets for this page.
Q: How do I place ships vertically/horizontally?
A: Vertical versions of the ships are located in the lower left portion of what later becomes the "enemy" board and horizontal versions of the ships are located in the upper right portion of what later becomes the "enemy" board. If you simply follow the green highlighting that occurs when you mouse over the ships, you should be able to trace the path from one version of the ship to the other.
Q: A wooden aircraft carrier? What the <EDIT> is wrong with you?
A: Yes, I realize that they stopped making "large" wooden warships long before aircraft carriers came into existance, but I felt that the ships just looked better wooden... at least with my poor graphics skill.
Q: What the <EDIT> is "QTWBAFIPFVTP"
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