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02.09.09 Russia, Russia, Russia. I will speak of other things after this; my favorite place on earth. The zoological institute for zoology intsitutionally zoological museum, or something like that, in St. Petersburg, Russia. I was there a month ago and took many pictures so that you may see the faces of many gods and demons and HORRIBLE TAXIDERMY! I now believe that they gave some inmates a child's set of 3-color-only soviet tempera paints and constantly electrocuted them while making them paint faces onto these stretched pieces of bologna. MY CHILDREN I have seen dogs (yes pet dogs) with so many bald patches painted a shade that one might say loosely has some small amount of pigment hidden within its being that has a tiny speck of color CLOSE TO THE ORIGINAL COLOR OF ITS HAIR!! Upon entering this kingdom of god one first sees a horse that looks like the velveteen rabbit on ketamine, a dog seemingly made of lumpy concrete and a chihuahua whose face clearly suggests that he had a large rod stuck into its butthole while still alive. These three prophets guard the door to this wonderland. look at the photos people! Look at the sharks! There is one case with an elk bent down scratching its face with its hoof like a dog! Have these people never been outside? ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE IN DOG POSES! Weasels, elk, manatees! I think the people who did this taxidermy did it inside a gulag. They only saw two dogs and a rabid squirrel in their life and decided taxidermy was their calling. Oh yes, I mentioned their indescribably inappropriate lack of paint colors: PINKKKKK pink child's pink, greenish swamp mass and GREY! All else is нелзя! If they need to paint a shark's mouth, a baboon's ass, a bird's beak, you can bet it will be ladies room wall pink with no hint of shading! The specimens (an extremely extensive collection, very impressive amount of bird, snake, insect species, not to mention pet dogs! for some reason) are crammed together and covered in dust. Lemme get in there with a dustbuster! I would love to work there for free! iIwould suck so much dust off that horse mummy's singed tanned hide! I would lick that Steve Martin pelican damm neer klean! And let me tell you this. I have evidence. Look at my photos. Does that green parrot not have 2 GOOGLY EYES BEDAZZLED ONTO ITS HEAD!? Please correct me if I'm wrong. half those tiny peeeep peeeeps have only only wing and a tiny burnt out socket were its eye used to be. The insects all looked like they were cheerin' on a college sports team next to keg. The birds all look like Elizabeth Taylor c. '97. I will leave out the Michael Jackson reference this time, but you can imagine. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! It is so magical and amazing! If only you could see! Definitely my favourite place ever, better than Kunstkamera DARETH I SAYETH! I have been there too- my life long dream, photos coming. Yes photography is forbidden, so stay tuned! Now behold:
I don't know Russian well enough
NAP TIME
MALARIA
I will have more like this when I get my pictures of the Hygiene Museum up!
mummy mammoth
Petrified mummifies mammoth!
I have so much high fivin' on this site!
grrrr grrr grrowl
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
And now some animals will teach you about FEELINGS:
TERRIFIED
HORRIFIED
NERVOUS
majestic
Juggalo
Tell me that's not a googly eye! BUGGIN!
The one on the left is definitely suspicious of that googly eye.
Huh?
This one had a tag in Russian I loosely translate as: Pauly Shore
The elusive Steve Martin Pelican had one too many beers.
Pissed crab. I name him Poblee.
TRIUMPH!
Sneaky lil guy
Two steppin Krenwinkle
Furby on stilts. Don't lie to me!
It does somethin to ya \ I used to teach a kid who looked remarkably like this ____________.
Cornelius
Heeeeeeyyyy wanna buy some weeeeed?!
I don wanna go to soccer practice dad!!
Mickey Rourke is actually featured in this museum.
Curious little fella
durr da durr. all the seal s look like retarded chocolate labs
Bologna face Oprah
Just some cuties to break up the feeling of HORROR!
Dark Carnival
What exactly is this thing? I have no diea!
THE GRUDGE
CRUISIN!
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20.07.09 Abandoned Russia 67°36'19.54N 63°54'29.73"E go to google maps, type in these coordinates, zoom in like 6 times and click to see photos and you will see the place where I wish to spend the rest of my days. I have spent the entire day already looking at shipwrecks, and now I have to spend the remainder of the night staring at google earth trying to find more pictures by the fellow who took most of the good ones in these areas of the Russian tundra, Kamil Hubert Otocki. Most of the photographs on this page are from Prommelshennyy, an entirely abandoned town near Vorkuta, small mining city in the Komi region of Siberia. There are 13 smaller towns around Votkuta, and 11 of them are almost entirely abandoned due to the closing of half of the coal mines in the surrounding areas. In the 30s Vorkuta had one of the more notorious Gulag camps. Though most of these camps closed in the 50s throughout Russia, those in the Komi region kept running much later, possibly due to their isolation.
Mr. Otaki's site is here: http://www.jeszczedalej.pl. he has traveled ALL over Russia and other former soviet states and has alot of photos. This site has many more photos of Prommelshennyy http://community.livejournal.com/abandonedplaces/726319.html
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17.07.09 Pageants
please take me back ! I was going to put for reference a recent pageant photo but i got so disgusted looking at them i couldn't bring myself to save one to my computer long enough to add it here.
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27.02.09 Autochrome Lumiere
Invented in 1903, autochrome lumiere is a photographic process involving a filter overlay, the colors made of dyed potato starch, on the glass slide. they could only be viewed using a hand-held transparency viewer kind of like a view-master, later larger ones could be viewed using a 'diascope' still later stereoscopes were made, and became their most well known form. A film version, lumicolor, was developed in 1932. the autochrome photography process was of course almost the only color process until the advent of color film in the mid 1930s. most of the best ones are made by Charles C. Zoller (American 1854-1934), most others by an unidentified photographer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
08.02.09
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With the exception of the first picture, and um, maybe a couple others, these pictures were taken by a man named Mumler whose expertise lay in being able to capture with spirits with his camera, usually spirits of the relatives of the subjects'.
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04.02.09 Whatever happened to ectoplasm?
I didn't even know ectoplasm was a real thing until while searching in vain on google for more pictures like the ones two days down, I found some. By the way how do you find pictures of faces in haze? I tried 'hazy recollections' 'spirit mediums' and all sorts of other nonsense. Well, I guess it was for the better because I am now obsessed with physical manifestations of mediumnity and materialisation of spirits, which I have found a lot about and will be boring you with daily! In fact I don't know if I can wait, I might do it now! Any way Dr. Schrenck-Notzig has a book called Phenomena of Materialisation, which has 250 pictures of ectoplasm, ghosts, and the like. The rest of the photos are of other early twentieth-century spirit channelers and their ectoplasm/cheesecloth, which I had previously thought was made up by Ghostbusters! I am OBSESSED!
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31.01.09 I am the eye in the sky. Looking at you, I can read your mind.
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What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second. Well.. Oh,
he gets butt nekkid. And then he walks through the streets, winkin' at the
freaks. With a two liter (Of Faygo) stuck in his butt cheeks.
Definitions of 'Juggalo'
A crazy ass psychopathic serial killa klown who reps the
hatchet and follows THE DARK CARNIVAL.Thy juggalo will also be known
as:juggla,Ninjalo,or
what i am a mutha fuckin
Thuggalo.
That dude's reppin the hatchet and is covered in
blood.That nigga's a juggalo.
................................................................................... most people here are saying their necropheliacs & using
all thys sarcasim to define a juggalo/ juggalette...well they need to
learn a juggalo/juggalette isnt jus what they think. its about being one
as a juggalo family and being down for the clown.its a way of life. a
juggalo/juggalette doesnt give a shitt what people think or say about
them. theyll always have their juggalo family... mmfcl . ill always have
juggalo family .down with the clown till im dead in the ground A juggalo isnt a sterotype and nfact it isnt even a group. its a family and always will be. alot of people look down on us and act as if were trashy and follow a band. but we dont in fact we dont do every thing icp,twiztid,boondox tells us to. its about being ur own person and not caring what ppl think. you haev to find ur self before anyhthing else. you treat all ninjas with respect and no matter what kinda of respect or dispect u get we dont hate.we follow the dark carnival and are down to the wagon through shangri-la. we are more then freinds and can trust each other and would die for the family. we aint in it for a label cause we dont follow anybody. we r lo's and lette's whp have there own opinion and will carry on.we are who we are and thats what we r motha facko ................................................................................... At a pub... (bar) ................................................................................... well for one a juggalo aint a fan it is some one who could give a fuck less what people think, it is some one who can feel the dark carnival inside them. i am a juggalo and just to let you know not all of us are freaks not all of us paint our face daily i do it when im going to an icp or twiztid well any phsychopathic records concert, halloween partys and when im drinking. ...................................................................................
Definitions of 'Juggalette' A "Juggalette" in definition is a Psychopathic Records fan, in which is a female. I'm tired of seeing the girls running around saying, "hey, lookie, I'm a fuc+in juggalette, you fuc+ with me, you b fuc+in wit da fam, i breathe da icp sheeyat." A jugglette doesn't "breathe" their music, and it's not only Insane Clown Posse that they enjoy. They may enjoy listening to any music from Psychopathic Records. And even a little more that isn't even involved with it. Yes, a juggalette may be a little overweight, and not as pretty as other girls, but that's okay, people love them the way they are, and if they don't we really don't care. Not all juggalettes are overweight, I myself am not, not all juggalettes care either. A symbol for Psychopathic Records is a Hatchet man, or a Hatchet girl. They usually have a tattoo of a hatchet girl. They consider themselves family with one another, including the juggalo's. I am a true juggalette. An example of a juggalette, is, me, I am not absolutely obsessed with ICP or any other of the Psychopathic Record people. I don't always date juggalos, but I have no problem with them, I am "down with the clown" and I am not fat, nor am I ugly. And I like Mountain Dew, preferrably over Faygo sometimes. ................................................................................... Lets clear all this shit up ok? a juggalette dont have to be fat or obnoxious or fucked up. shit im a juggalette and im def. not fat or obnoxious and i dont get fucked up very much any more. The point is, a juggalette is just like any other chik...they stand up for their family...they love the family and the onlly diff. is that they listen and feel music diff. from other bitches. juggalettes, just like juggalos stand up for each other. they are the people that will drive 50 fuckin miles just to bail their homie out of the cell. they are the type of people that would give their lyfe to save their homies. Thats what a juggalette is. so stop dissing on us. we aint never done no shit to your punk asses! Juggalos and juggalettes alike will do anything for family...remember that bitches! by Lesbian_Lette ................................................................................... Theres more to a juggalette then just being a female insane clown posse fan. A juggalette does'nt care what you think about her. She dont depend on a man but loves havin them. A juggalette is down with the clown for life. She listens to icp and other phycopathic artist. A juggalette is all ways down wit the clown. ................................................................................... Juggalettes dont take shit from
anyone. There behind all juggalos 110%. You fuck with them theyll fuck you
up. being a juggalette is a way of life They don't give a shit about what
the world thinks of them. A Juggalette don't think shes better than
everyone else. It's a state of mind, a way of life. To truly understand a
Juggalette or juggalo you must be a Juggalette-juggalo Anyone can just
Like a Band, that makes you a fan. If your a Juggalette-juggalo your down
for anything at anytime. A Juggalette and Juggalo are almost the same but
Juggalettes are Females. And no matter how pretty, ugly, fat or crack
headed they look, Juggalos love them. But if they are a Juggalo or
Juggalette they are Down with the Clown for Life. Down with the cown till
im dead in the ground. ...................................................................................
Family, more than a fan, a follower of anything rollin'
psychopathic. Someone who'd die for family, someone who is insane. Down
with the clown, wicked clown.
Ben: Yo, Eric are you ninja?
Eric: Yeah muddafaku! I'm down with the clown, juggalo family man! Ben: Same.
Some juggalo slang :Neden (vagina) Nugget (a human head) MCL (Much Clown Love) Cotton Candy (vagina) Popsicles (penis). Their Pledge of 'Allegence' i pledge allegence AMEN. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 11.05.2008 The uncanny valley just cracked the U.S. in half and is sucking my wounded soul down into it. (or I guess has been doing so since 2004) AKA the irreversible cheapening of my website. With that I present: Real Dolls
I don't particularly want to kill myself, but I just might have to. Until
now I have denied myself the opportunity to www the proof. Real Dolls not
only exist, but are completely horrifying. So horrifying in fact that even
now, as my foot sits on the floor asleep and numb, I look into the
faces of the 16 unique doll faces to choose from on the website, Realdoll.com, and think I might actually feel for them. Especially Stacy,
who seems like she might be a nice girl. Let's get to the point okay.
This
is not funny right now. Later in about thirty seconds when you see the
pictures on the bottom it will probably be funny again, but now its
serious. So act accordingly. Along with the
choice of face, size of body parts, makeup, etc...some less
innocent choices: Option A >> (A-hole) Option B >>(Balls!) Option C >>(C-hole) OR! "Here (I spared you the horror of posting the picture, so if you want to see it, I think you of all people know where to go) is the long awaited Flat Back Male torso by Abyss. Based on the full male RealDoll you get all the fun and no extra weight with this sexy guy. Just like the full male doll, this flat back torso has ripped abs, a perfect package and an anal entry. Each flat back male comes with 1 detachable penis of your choice from our standard line. The flat back torso comes standard in the medium skin tone with shaved pubic hair and your choice of penis size. Add an extra penis for $99. This torso weighs 35lbs and is designed to be used on a flat surface like your bed, a table or the floor. This torso has a flat back (no buttocks) and measures approximately 27" in length, 19" wide at the shoulders and 5 1/2" deep at the chest. Remember to stock up on ID Lube!" Don't worry: Labia repair kit $30 Extra or replacement tongue $40 Each Doll comes with a with 'douche ball' whatever that is!
Afterward: Real doll ‘Charlie’ has been retired after a long and successful career! AHHHHH HAHAHAH HAHAHA! check out more if you dare/need one last shove before you pull the trigger at Realdoll.com -----------------------------------------------------------------------
10.21.2008 Savants and 'Anti-Savants'??
And now for one of my all time favourite artists, Eric Kolkman. He shows amazing drawing ability, not to mention narration skills at age five. As illustrated in his book Back Draft:
These are some of Eric's
current drawings (age 20) from 10eastern.com, where you can draw and look
at others' drawings on the computer. As you can see he has improved? at an
astonishing? rate? from the 5 year old drawings. And another treasure, two love letters from Eric
age 10 to his 16 year old brother's friend Libbie. Okay, and my other favourite artist, Patrick
Kopine, age 25. Sadly I don't even have 1/1000th of the art I have of his
at my house, but when I get it from my mom's I'll post it as well.
Especially Chef Manhandle and 'Fried Dumpling Cum Babie', my two
favourites from the young lad.
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10.14.08 Memory II
I would write about this stuff but I CANNOT TYPE for some reason. I'll tell ya later. Also! when I figure out how to get pictures from my phone, if ever, I have some amazing pics of a graveyard in Chicago that has celluloid photographs of the people (when living, usually) on their gravestones.
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I saw a book at Sean's house, Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia, and since have been searching for information on the meaning of the individual tattoos. There's not much info about the subject aside from reviews of the book, probably because all the meanings are supposed to be secrets, duh. Anyway my birthday is Feb 11 and I either want the book or one of the tattoos from the drawings below- your choice. The gist is that one can tell someone's entire life from their prison tattoos, including their crimes in and out of prison, as some are forcibly branded as rats, or homosexuals, some for not being able to pay their debts in card games. Usually they hold the guy down and tattoo his face with a racial or sexual slur. I don't have pics of the guy who got a dick tattooed going into his mouth sadly, but herein are some pictures from the book, below. In effect, these tattoos embody a thief's complete 'service record', his entire biography. They detail all of his achievements and failures, his promotions and demotions, his 'secondments' to jail and his 'transfers' to different types of work. A thief's tattoos are his 'passport', 'case file', 'awards record', 'diplomas' and 'epitaphs'. In other words, his full set of official bureaucratic documents... Tattoos acts as symbols of public identity, social self-awareness and collective memory. They shape stereotypes of group behaviour and set out the rules and rituals necessary for maintaining order in the world of thieves. (Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopaedia Vol I
I like the one with the 19.5 cm dick the most, or maybe the girl singing to a cut off dick while a skeletonized Garth Brooks looks on belldickedly. The farting skeleton with the large dick is excellent as well, I guess I just can't decide which I like best but I do know that it is one where when describing it I must use the word dick. Also I know for sure that it is NOT the one on the top left. That one made me shed a tear and I don't know why. It's probably the demon delicately nursing on the right side that did it.
The initiation tattoo of a new gang member is usually placed on the chest and may incorporate a rose. A rose on the chest is also used within the Russian Mafia. Wearing false or unearned tattoos is punishable by death in the criminal underworld. Tattoos can be voluntarily removed (for loss of rank, new affiliation, "life style" change, etc.) by bandaging magnesium powder onto the surface of the skin, which dissolves the skin bearing the marks with painful caustic burns. This powder is gained by filing "light alloy" e.g. lawnmower casing, and is a jailhouse commodity. Tattoos done in a Russian prison have a distinct bluish color and usually appear somewhat blurred because of the lack of instruments to draw fine lines. The ink is often created from burning the heel of a shoe and mixing the soot with urine, and injected into the skin utilizing a sharpened guitar string attached to an electric shaver. Tattoos on the forehead are usually forcibly applied, and designed both to humiliate the bearer and warn others about him or her. They frequently consist of slurs about the bearer's ethnicity, sexual orientation, or perceived collusion with the prison authorities. They can indicate that the bearer is a member of a political group considered offensive by other prisoners (e.g. Vlasovite), or has been convicted of a crime (such as child rape) which is disapproved of by other criminals. Tattoos that consist of political or anti-authoritarian statements are known as 'grins'. They are often tattooed on the stomach of a vor v zakone, as a means of acquiring status in the criminal community. A Russian criminologist, Yuri Dubyagin, has claimed that, during the Soviet era, there existed 'secret orders' that an anti-government tattoo must be 'destroyed surgically', and that this procedure was usually fatal. Consequently, such tattoos were also sometimes applied forcibly to the back of a violator of the 'thieves' code', as punishment. (wikipedia.org)
The Russian criminal tattoo is a means of secret communication, an esoteric language of representational images which the thief's body uses to inform the world of thieves about itself. This language resembles thieves' argot and it performs a similar function - encoding secret thieves' information to protect it from outsiders. In exactly the same way as argot endows standard, neutral words with 'strictly professional' meanings, the tattoo also conveys 'secret' symbolic knowledge through the use of ordinary allegorical images which at first glance seem familiar to everyone. Even the tattoo 'Heil Hitler!', when applied to the body of a Russian 'legitimate thief' may have absolutely nothing to do with Hitler or National Socialism in general. As a rule it is a sign of a thief's attitude of denial or the symbol of a refusal to submit to the prison and camp administration and also, in a broader sense, a total refusal to cooperate in any way with the Soviet authorities. (Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopaedia Vol II). Spades - the "suit of thieves" (particularly
where the symbol appears upside down)
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10.07.08 Biological Technologies
all underneath your feet and comin' for ya!
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10.06.08 Underground II Balaklava, Soviet
Underground Nuclear Submarine Base
Until the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991
Balaklava was kept a secret. Almost everyone who lived in the town worked
for the base, and even family members of those who lived there couldn't
visit without good reason and serious identity checks. The base remained
partially functional until 1996, and now apparently you can go on tours
there! But not Metro-2 where I will be getting killed by a firing squad
for entering this summer! I'll tell you about that later but I am more
into my fav website, Subterranea Britannica, the best website ever, where
you can browse through hundreds of cold war nuclear bunkers and various
underground forts. Please! Oh god! should I start playing D'n'D now or
WHAT!?!. I actually think to be accurate it should be D.A.D. Man I fucked
up your level three berserker last night during D.A.D in your dad's den! Belsize Park Deep Level Air Raid Shelter
This air raid shelter was built in 1940 in England
comprising two parallel tubes 16 feet 6 inches internal diameter and
12,000 feet long. This and a few more like it were made as direct
entrances from the subway and held 9,600 people each. It had 16 sleeping
units, only one of which was ever used. *A mercury arc valve (mercury
vapor rectifier) is a type of electrical rectifier which converts alternating current into direct current. Rectifiers of this type were used in electric motor power
supplies for industry, in
electric railways, streetcars and diesel-electric locomotives. They also found use in
static inverter
stations and as rectifiers for
high-voltage direct current power transmission.
Mercury arc rectifiers were invented by
Peter Cooper
Hewitt in 1902 and further developed throughout
the 1920s and 1930s by researchers in both Europe and North America.
Before the advent of solid-state devices, mercury arc rectifiers were one
of the more efficient rectifiers. By 1975, high-voltage
solid state
devices such as the silicon diode and
thyristor made the mercury arc rectifier obsolete even in
high-voltage DC applications. Thankgod. You can and should read all about this place at Subterranean Britannica,
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10.05.08 Underground I Forgotten Artforms Creeps Like Myself I am like a clovis point
breaking an ice sculpture of a robot into a million pieces! My
technological status is: BROKEN THROUGH! And by that I mean that my
boyfriend made me a website, I am here typing into this weird box, getting
really frustrated about every detail, bothering him to come fix it, AND
worrying about becoming my grandma (half way through the transformation
with the birth of this website) Here I will tell you about decrepit
things, and try to make you buy stuff I made, LATER. I am going to
try to have a theme each week, with the exception of Sunday, where I can
put anything I want, not that I need rules seeing as this is my site and
not even my friends would care about its contents! Nah, jus kiddin! Maybe
one would. Did I mention: not goth.
Curious Indeed! He looks like he's liftin' up the skirt of a hot female...aborted fetus? I don't know what that lil chillin' dude is, but I like it! Ethanol was used for preservation in those days, I use it for insects. You can make it when/where not readily available by boiling wine at 75 f and collecting the condensation. In case you don't have or want formaldehyde. So if anyone knows an easier/non medieval way I'd like to know about it since I have a fish here, Mr. Burger King, who looks like he was an extra in 'The Grunge'. Oh and one more thing:
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That's the
base price. Of course you can gets endless add-ons for extra cash. For
instance custom skin tones, tan lines, real hair eyebrows and 'upgraded
eyes' top the list of special features. Sadly/what?/awesomely the maker of
these dolls is called 'Abyss Creations'. They offer
'expression faces' ("please note expression faces have no oral openings")
