• Blinking text
  
• An Under Construction warning
  
• Anime
  
• Comics
  
• Science Fiction
  
• Manga
  
• Role-Playing
  
• Dilbert
  
• Geek Code
  
• The X-Files
  
• Tarot
  
• Colon and parenthesis smiley faces (or any modification thereof)
  
• Horoscopes (but I reserve the right to modify this particular promise if Rob Brezsny gets a web site going)

Don't feel like you're missing anything. All this stuff is still on the net, available around every corner, as ubiquitous as coffeehouses. Just remember that there's a place on the net you can go when you're ready for a little something different.

My site, however, is linked to other sites. Some of my friends have not adapted this creed. Beyond warning you that they haven't taken Olsen's Pledge and encouraging them to do so, there's really nothing I can do about it. Proceed with caution.