| 1,000,000,000,000 microphones | = 1 megaphone |
| 1,000,000 bicycles | = 2 megacycles |
| 500 millinaries | = 1 seminary |
| 2,000 mockingbirds | = 2 kilomockingbirds |
| 10 cards | = 1 decacards |
| 1/2 lavatory | = 1 demijohn |
| 0.000001 fish | = 1 microfiche |
| 453.6 graham crackers | = 1 pound cake |
| 1,000,000,000,000 pins | = 1 terrapin |
| 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 piccolos | = 1 gigolo |
| 10 rations | = 1 decoration |
| 100 rations | = 1 C-ration |
| 10 millipedes | = 1 centipede |
| 1 1/3 tridents | = 1 decadent |
| 5 holocausts | = 1 Pentecost |
| 10 monologues | = 5 dialogues |
| 5 dialogues | = 1 decalogue |
| 2 monograms | = 1 diagram |
| 8 nickels | = 2 paradigms |
| 2 snake eyes | = 1 paradise |
| 2 wharves | = 1 paradox |