Hello!
Welcome to Kirk Tsai's webpage!
Stand back, and don't get off until the ride comes to
a full and complete stop! ;)
To experience this site to it's full extent, you can either
use these nifty buttons below (that I slaved over for many hours), or just
browse by scrolling down the page... Have fun!
And now... Here we go!
Info
about me! (You know, my likes, dislikes, etc.)
A
collection of sWaNkY links that you should definitely check out...
Questions?
Comments? Write Me!
Hi!
I'm a broke student at the University of
Michigan in Ann Arbor. I am presently a second year Masters Student at the
School of Information. Concurrently, I am
serving as a Head Librarian at
West Quad, a Residence Hall on Central Campus.
Before I decided to go back to the world of academia, I used to work at a
network service provider here in the southern part of Ann Arbor called ANS. I worked there for a little over a
year, and had a great time there, utilizing my Biology degree to its fullest
extent :) Being there made me better aware of the career path that I
wanted to take and hopefully, in a year, I'll get my degree and be
done...
I'm originally from Troy, Michigan, where my mum and pop live. I also
have a brother named Mark
who lives near the Boston area of Massachusetts. He's an old man now, but
he's still pretty cool, in my book...
That's all you'll find out about me here... To learn more, you'll have
to resort to my collection of links... From these, you'll be able to
find out a little more about my likes, dislikes, and how wacky I am...
;) Have fun!
Welcome to my collection of links!
They are semi-organized, by topic, so have fun, but don't
forget to come back and visit again!
- The Sony Homepage - Ahhhh... Need I say
more?
- McDonald's! - Awww yeah... My favorite
restaurant of all time ---> Mmm... Big Mac Extra Value Meal...
- MTV - TV for people with short
attention spans like me.
- BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine - A
car that I'd would definitely like to have... You can get some cool QuickTime
VRMLs here!
- FAO Schwartz - The best toy store
that I've ever seen. You can't go wrong with a toy store that lets you
play with everything in the store... Welcome to our world...
- The LOVE Calculator - This
one's neat-o... Type in your name and your partner and Voila! A percentage
of compatibility...
- ANS - Of course this will be one of my
favorites! (Never bite the hand that feeds you ;) )
- Lyrics Database - Ever listen
to a song, and wonder what the heck they're saying? Well now you can
find out!! (Well, you'll at least get a better idea - I've looked up some songs,
ane they don't seem to be 100 percent accurate) ;)
- Mitsubishi Motors - Check out
the new Eclipse convertible here!
- Toyota - Find out information
about the new MR Spyder coming from Toyota in the Spring of 2000!
- Sarah McLachlan -
The website of my most favorite artist - Ever since Lilith Fair, I
was hooked!
- PlayStation - My most recent
diverstion from studying...
- Ally McBeal - Now you know why I
never schedule anything between 9:00 and 10:00 p.m. om Monday nights :)
- Land Rover - Home to
the most capable sport utility vehicle in the world.
*Just one quick note: Not all of my friends have webpages, but there's
links to em anyway, whenever they get one... Here they are in no particular
order...
- Dani - She is one of
those "nature girls" that is "at one" with the world...
She's on a mission to be kind to and save all of the animals on the world... She
never shaves, doesn't use water nor soap... Wait... or is that last statement
regarding her best friend Helen? Oh yeah, by the way, her link is constantly
broken, partly cause she is against the idea of personal webpages... Right now,
she's in Mexico doing top secret research with whales...
- Helen - My Taiwanese sister
and Dani's partner in crime... Also, my part-time... ;) Just ask her... She'll
tell you "whatEVER", but we really know the truth... She's in
Washington state on an Island living the high life...
- Jahannis Vehemothe
Korsakassinski - Korsakees, as I so lovingly call him - He was my roomate for
over two years (2nd and 3rd year), living together in a room the size of a box in
MoJo... On his cool website, he has a collection of "questionable
material" that is some pretty funny stuffz... Right now, he's at U of M as a
master's student!
- Gar DOG! -
Gar Baby, another guy that lived in MoJo for the same two years that
I did. He's surely one of a kind! Just tell him that Buzz Lightyear
is the best character in Toy Story, and you loved his performance in
"GAR! and his Privates!" and you'll get on his good side...
Right now, he's cruising around New Jersey in his brand new black
Mustang GT, and making lots of money at a consulting firm!
- Suzy Q - Suzy is my
pusher - She deals me the Sweedish Fish - The red kind... Mmmmm... After I
tried them once in MoJo, I was hooked... She's a fellow UMBS alum! She's
now taking like two credits, working, making lots of money, and keeping me
from my work...
- Mikey - Mike Kia, the
lead singer of the world-wide recognized, Grammy winning, MTV Music Award
for Best New Band of 1995, the "Mike Kia Band", my partner in
crime in many of my pre-med classes, especially during my final semester at UM.
He's at an osteopathic medical school in San Francisco, studying to
be my proctologist - but in a holistic sense ;)
- Davey Boy - Dave
Cho, former RCSC of MoJo... My boy... Super Smashing Pumpkins Fan...
He's presently living the good life in Texas, working for Samsung
Electronics, making lots of money, and cruising the beaches for ladies in
his black Honda Civic!
- Shengdar - My
"Taiwanese brother" that always hooks me up with the latest in
computer news, technology, and warez... He used to be one of my residents
in the dungeon, but he defected... He's still continuing down the path of
the pre-med people :)
- Elliott - This
guy has been my boy since the 60's... I've known him since the 1st grade,
when he and I were partners in crime... He's still the man now, and
he's available, if you're interested (hint hint)! He's a graduate,
just like me, and he's working for GM, making a TON of ca$h! You'll see him
rolling around in his car looking for women... Err, I mean a new house...
- GENEMAN - A fellow
recent grad whom I roomed with over last summer... Gene was a former ITD guy,
who is now involved in super top secret, government funded, classified
project that he won't even tell us about...
- Randall - Randy, Mr.
Future President of the United States... He's working hard to achieve
his goal, by going to Wayne State's Law School... My future lawyer?
- Joe - Joe is a guy that
you don't wanna mess with. If I had to choose one word to describe
him, it would be something like "Agitator". Lets put it this
way - you don't wanna get on his bad side... :)
- Irish Thing - John
Doyle - YES, you are correct, the same John Doyle that you've probably seen in
many adult films from Ireland. It was a special treat to meet him this
year, and his link leads to his special website dedicated to only the
platinum patrons of his elite fan club. At this site, you will be able to
learn new lingo, and possibly hear a sound clip taken from his telephone chat.
If you get caught using this link, you don't know where you got it from...
MARK-o-La - The brother
formerly known as Mark... Yes, he gets his own little section, cause, well, he's
my brother! Mark is six years older (I guess that gives him more experience,
doesn't it) and has his own company (Focus
Studios) that does computer "stuff". Check his webpage out, it's
pretty cool, in a Mark-like sort of way... You even get to see stuff about his
hobbies, and his super cool rides! And yes, Mark-o-Rama, I am still promoting
your site even though you mock me :P
Here's some excellent search engines that I've tried (and everyone
and their brother). I don't recommend one over the other, but they all
have their strengths and weaknesses, ya know?
- Iomega - Iomega, the makers of storage
solutions, such as the Zip and Jaz Drives, has a site where you can get product
information along with the latest drivers and setup programs for your
drives...
- Absolut Vodka - The website of those
folks with the nifty bottles and ultra-cool advertisements in the magazines!
- Seussville - A website dedicated to
all of those neat Dr. Seuss Books! My favorite story - The Sneeches
- Disney - The fine company that
helped make my two favorite computer-animated movies - Toy Story 1 and 2!
- Billboard Online - Impress your
friends that'll think you're Kasey Kasem cause you could tell them who was
the only artist in Billboard History to record their entire album in
Siberia while riding a yak the entire time!
- Jelly Belly Online! - Go sign up to
get some free jellybeans! Vote for future flavors (like taco flavored jelly
beans - Ummm - no thanks)
- Motorola - See the latest communications
goodies from Motorola!
- Speedtrap Registry - Find
out where you can or shouldn't speed!
- The Gap - The cool clothing store with that
trademark smell...
- J Crew - You gotta love that roll neck
sweater :)
- Pioneer Electronics - Almost
made it into my "favorites" category, but oh well...
- Tower Records - The website of the
coolest record store around!
- Pixar - The makers of Toy Story and
those excellent shorts!
- Sprint PCS - The service provider of
my mobile phone. Come here to find out about Sprint PCS!
- Keirsey Temperament Sorter - Learn
more about yourself!
- Shareware.com - A place to get
good shareware stuff!
- Winamp - One of the original MP3
players
- Crutchfield - An excellent
mail/internet order firm with all of the latest in electronics.
loyal fans have visited my web site...