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Now, it is well known that the supreme ruler of beings unseen and strange even to each other was the insane Azathoth, while the mighty Cthulhu was master of those beings of the flesh. On rare occasion, their two realms intersected to an extent that Nylarathotep, messenger of the outer gods, would present himself to mighty Cthulhu. On one of these occasions, Nylarathotep happened to view a new race serving the great Lord of R'lyeh. Derived from apes, these "humans" contained a potential that Nylarathotep alone recognized. Confined within the strictures of his insane master, the messenger-god was not able to watch these humans as much as he would have liked, until the day came when the stars shifted, and R'lyeh sank back into the sea to wait for the day when the stars were right yet again.
The hands of Rupert Merriweather were too enfeebled to write the letters himself. His nurse took his wheezing dictation, and made sure to send the four letters off to their proper destinations.
Dr. George Trenton was something of an enigma. In order to get her archeological papers printed, she was forced to take on a man's name and identity in academic circles, and yet she was an insatiable seductress. Only a few men were safe from Dr. Trenton's hungry eyes. Those eyes had seen a little too much at one time or another, and she had the medical psychiatric records to prove it. Something in the letter she received said that this could be another one of those crazy kind of expedition, but she owed the old man too much for funding some of her digs.
Russel Helfrich III was not nearly as pretentious as his name may at first imply. He had an excellent mind, a way with words, and an overpowering sense of superiority over everyone around him. Russel wrote short stories and shorter articles to keep his printing shop alive. The stories were fair, but the greater public could not accept his sytle of fantasy. How were they to know that Russel had read the forbidden text, the Necronomicon, and that most of his stories were not all that ficticious? Regardless, when Russel received a letter from Merriweather, he packed his motorcycle onto the next train, leaving Salt Lake City behind and heading for Arkham, Mass.
Griswold Lewis was as good a gumshoe as he was ugly. Unfortunately, he really was a good detective. Whatever he couldn't find out by conventional means, he would discover through the use of his Ouija board. The best part about the board was that no matter what board he used, the shuttle would move on its own. The identity of the spirit always seemed to be the same, and confirmed that it would be a good idea to take the invitation given by Rupert Merriweather.
Sun Bin Yang had been sent to America on a mission of training and enlightenment. Although his home in Korea was far away, he never seemed uncomfortable. He accepted the existence of Rupert's invitation with characteristic stoisism.
Raphael McCloud had never had an easy time at things, but the past week
had been too much. "Indoctrinated" into a gang of thieves, Raphael was
the only member of their little troop to escape a gin-run raid by the
police. He was able to steal a car and two cases of hooch in his
getaway, but was still looking pretty bad. Raphael followed a drunk
dilletante staggering into an alleyway, and came back out with a good
suit, a gold pocketwatch, and blood on his hands.
The pocketwatch channeled the spirit of the man Raphael had killed. The
spirit told him of great danger, and a great hope that he was meant to
become a part of. At the same time, a peculiar symbol burned itself
into the watch. Raphael was led to find a specialist in the field of
paranormal activity, and discovered a work published my a Dr. E. A.
George Trenton.
They all arrived in Arkham to hear the words of the dying Rupert Merriweather. He asked them a great favor, for in his youth, Rupert had done a horrible thing. He and a group of friends had summoned up a something , and had been too frightened to send it back. Rupert's conscience had finally caught up with him, but his age and illness left him helpless and hopeless without the intervention of his friends. Before they left for the farmhouse in Ross Corners, Griswold befriended a stray black pug-dog named Phydeaux, who seemed to notice more than a dog would have been expected to.
And in the inky blackness, like the tolling of a great bell, a voice said, "And so it begins again."
Rupert Merriweather had died not long after telling them all
he could about the happenings of thirty years ago. He gave them a metal
strongbox, containing the passage from De Vermiis Mysteriis
that would banish the monster, a pouch of dust that was a vital component,
and a curious Egyptian gold box, from which the shard of amber that had
imprisoned the monster had come. Sun Bin Yang received another missive
from his honorable master, and was not permitted to join the rest of the
investigators in this adventure.
The wary investigators made their way through the quiet,
not-quite-hostile village, and arrived at the farmhouse just before dark.
Thirty years of neglect had rotten the porch steps, but the roof and
outside moldings were amazingly preserved. Just as the sun set, a
terrible howl came from an invisible source that rushed from the
farmhouse's roof on a noisome wind. Shaken by the experience, the
investigators searched the farm, and found strange burrows just under the
surface, and a vagabond who had been taking shelter in the basement. More
frightened and insane than harmful, the bum told them about the horrible
noises and smells that came from the attic in the darkest hours of night.
He broke free and ran away when the investigators were startled by the
return of the invisible howling. Curious, Russel held George up to the
attic trap door. Though she was armed with a sawed-off 12-guage shotgun
and a lantern, the terrible beast was invisible, and
incredibly fast. George would have surely died, but the beast
let go of its own accord, leaving George alive, but with deep,
unattractive triple scars running up each cheek. The next night, the
investigators cast the spell of banishment, barely surviving the alluring,
horrific, and/or undead distractions that the beast conjured
up to save itself.
As the safety of the adventurers was in doubt, they decided to
set the farmhouse on fire. Unfortunately, the fields around the farm took
to flame rather quickly, placing our heroes in the middle of the blaze.
Their car went off the road, and they were surrounded by flame. In a
desperate attempt, Russel summoned a Brother of Chagnar Fauhn, which
caused his friends great distress. They were eventually rescued by Dexter
Miller, and were invited to stay in his somewhat unusual home. A
wedge-shaped mark added itself to the symbol on Raphael's pocketwatch, but
this went unnoticed for some time.
After a good winter's rest, the investigators were beginning
to get bored, and since their host had healed them of their temporary
mental ailments, they were ready to tackle evil yet again. Dexter told
them of a widow friend of his who needed help. At the appartment below
the widow's, the group met a crumbling old lady who was obviously not in
her right mind. She screamed at them to go away, then slammed the door.
Half an hour later, she was dead from a heart attack. The dolls that she
had hand-made came to life, and began to torment the investigators.
The dolls, serving as vessels for the vengeful spirit of the
old woman, began to attack each of the investigators. After the first
attack, Griswold decided that this was not the line of work he had
signed up for, and returned to New Jersey. Unfortunately, the dolls had
been popular several years ago, and every major town had at least
three.
Eventually, the investigators discovered that the the old
woman had, in her youth, made a vow with a suitor--that they shall always
remain together. The troup stole the deceased suitor's coffin, and buried
him in the same grave with the woman.
Meanwhile, Griswold took a case involving missing teenagers. The trail led to a cathedral-like hideout of a young Vampire. The Vampire had not yet indoctrinated the youths he had kidnapped, and so he was not very strong. Griswold blew off his head with a sawed-off shotgun, and the teens were free.
Additionally, during the investigations about the doll problem, Russel and George met Louis Lewis, a rather scraggly boy with some talent for magic. His failed attempt to make George forget something caused a good deal of friction between them for some time.
Months before the investigators were led to this oddity of
humanity, Jean-Paul Chevalier was visited by the ghost of his mother. She
told him that he had a destiny to fulfil in the New World. Jean-Paul
followed the track left by his friends, Jacques and Chantal, to Arkham,
Massachusetts, but met up with Russel, George, and Raphael first. Louis
Lewis also attempted to help, but his uncomfortability around George made
this difficult.
The group was not sure of the nefarious nature of Basil Ives
until they stumbled on the Point Defense Cube in the basement. The
cube was silvery, about a meter on a side, and did nothing until the
investigators started throwing rocks at it. Aware of its attackers, the
cube began firing intense heat rays at anything that moved. Russel was
wounded in the leg, but survived.
Since they had already determined that Basil drove a grey
Bently, Raphael spotted him driving down the street. After running Basil
off the road, Raphael killed the dazed Basil with his sword-cane, but the
previously invisible Insect from Shaggoth managed to fly away, back to
Basil's home. Russel, George, Louis, and Jean-Paul were still in the
house when the insect returned, and rendered it paste with a shotgun and
two revolvers. The breaking of high-energy contact between the insect and
the Point Defense Cube caused the cube to explode, burning the house down
just after the investigators escaped.
The excitement of fleeing local law officials precluded the
notice of a new mark on the pocketwatch.
After the doll business had been cleared up, the investigators
had time to deal with the problem of the widow. Her granddaughter had
been seen in disreputable company--who were, in fact, cultists. Our
heroes destroyed the altar of the cultists, picked up a dagger that had
the same symbol as the on on the pocketwatch, and found a clue to the
whereabouts of Ezekiel Whitmore.
Though the pocketwatch and a number of library researches
showed Raphael that the Whitmore house would be dangerous in the extreme,
he failed in communicating this to the rest of the group. Thus it was
that the group entered the house unprepared, and found themselves attacked
by inanimate objects, objects driven by Ezekiel's will. Eventually, they
hacked down the false wall and destroyed the mummified--but moving--corpse
of Ezekiel. Russel was not prepared for the gruesome sights there in the
basement, and his mind suffered for it. Jean-Paul, however, was not
prepared for the gem that had been fixed around Ezekiel's neck to disolve
directly into his skin. His mind ever after was clearer and more
focused.
The power of the magics that Ezekiel had done had echoed in
the ceremonial dagger that George had picked up, and had burned her. The
expediency of burying the dagger distracted the adventurers from the fact
that a new mark had appeared on the pocketwatch.
The investigators settled down to rest at Dexter's
house-in-the-hill, but Russel was still feeling a bit overactive. It had
been discovered through their adventures that George had an overpowering
fear of trees, and Russel and Griswold decided to play with that. They
ran off into the woods, and began shouting and shooting. Griswold and
Phydeaux came running back out of the trees, but Russel saw a wolf
following him and ran deeper into the woods. George was not terribly
amused when she discovered that it had only been a joke, and no one was
too worried about Russel...until the next morning.
Russel was chased down by the wolf and got a bad bite on his
wrist. The wolf was distracted by something, and therefore did not finish
Russel off. With his good hand, Russel hacked into the wolf with his
handaxe, and came away from the battle with a wolf head trophy.
The next morning, Russel found himself on top of the large
hill that housed Dexter's house. He found an entrance to the house that
Dexter had not made known, and investigated. The stone hallway led to a
secret door into Dexter's room, and another secret door to the underground
caverns. In the cavern, Russel found a cloudy quartz crystal hooked up to
an old, re-wired radio. When Russel made a sound, the crystal started
pulsing and the radio began to call for Dexter. Russel ran back upstairs
and into Dexter, who had a wild, violent look in his eyes. Dexter began
attacking--physically and magically--anyone who happened to be in line of
sight. Prudently running away, the group was assaulted by lightning bolts,
thrown from the clearly insane Dexter. Raphael noticed that the
pocketwatch became hot just before each bolt, and used it to reflect back
Dexter's last bolt. In a massive magical explosion, Dexter died.
Russel had not stopped running since he had left Dexter's
room. When he heard the explosion, he started to come cautiously back. At
the same time, George was slowly approaching the house, shotgun ready.
Unfortunately, the poor lighting combined with George's shock-numbed
mind, and she shot the kerosene electric generator. With an explosion
that was marginally less than Dexter's, the garage exploded, taking
Russel's beloved motorcycle with it. In retribution, Russel decided to
use a case of dynamite in the rapidly less structurally secure house. The
dynamite's explosion threw huge chunks of hill, masonry, and
furniture into the air, narrowly missing the speeding get-away van.
Note: At this point, a semi-normal timeline resumes. We appologize for any inconvenience, and recommend that you turn your watch back 12.3 minutes.
Rapael was truely in need of a vacation. After the madness in the Dexter house, he decided to travel with his physician brother, and his brother's colligue, a psychiastrist. Their travels led to the center of Vermont, where the two doctors mysteriously disappeared. Raphael found his way to the Wandering Inn, and discovered that the year was now 1953.
Russel, George, and Jean-Paul drove the van out of the foggy cemetary after burying the doll-witch's corpse with her lover's. They emerged from the fog of downtown Arkham to find themselves in downtown Elm Haven. They also checked into the Wandering Inn, but Jean-Paul saw something that made him question whether or not they had just made a wrong turn.
Griswold decided that he had to go on a vacation, and Phydeaux
agreed. The black pug dog showed Griswold on a map that they should go to
Elm Haven, Vermont. Griswold, having had extensive conversations with a
Ouija board, thought nothing odd about his dog showing him where a good
vacation spot should be, and headed out. Just as he entered the valley,
a reverberating *BOOM* sounded behind him, as a great door slamming
shut. He would have investigated, but his car suddenly lost control, and
he parked it nicely around a tree.
It did not take Griswold long to realize that he was in the
late 1600's, and that the founder of Elm Haven, Johnathan Dark, was a
total jerk. The natives of the area were much more calm and rational than
this arrogant emmigrant, and so Griswold took up the side of the natives
when Dark declared war. Dark was killed, and Griswold flitted forward in
time.
In the mean time, Russel, George, and Jean-Paul were
discovering some odd things about the town around them. The oversized
schoolhouse in the center of town was dark, forboding, and sealed up with
boards. No one seemed to notice the strange gopher-tunnel-like bumps in
the school's lawn, despite the fact that they looked to have been made by
dog-sized gophers. The town inventor, Duane McBee, was sympathetic to
their plight, and promised to help them if they could stop the animal or
thief that was stealing his chickens. To their dismay, the trio
discovered that the thief was a roughly human-shaped abomination. The
Shadowwalker, as they came to be called, was extremely planar,
entirely black except for randomly sparkling bits, and terribly
unfriendly. When the frightened humans began to fire at this monster, it
began to glow in rainbow hues, seemed to look carefully at each of them,
then streched its arm across the fifteen-foot space between itself and
George. George was wrapped up in the Shadowwalker's arm, and then
disappeared.
While Jean-Paul and Duane looked for clues, the
Shadowwalker secretly approached Russel, and offered him knowledge and
power above all others. Russel, tricked by the slick words of the
Shadowwalker, agreed, and was marked. Just after this, the three noticed
an odd sound coming from the other side of the house. A shimmering disk
of nothingness had openned just above the ground, and out of it came
Phydeaux, faithfully carrying a message from Griswold. Phydeaux carried a
message back, and so it was that all of the investigators began to
understand the temporal insanity that they had been caught up in.
The destruction of the bell, involving gasoline, plastic
explosives, and dynamite, occurred just in time. Afterwards, Russel,
George, Griswold, Raphael, Jean-Paul, and Louis found themselves in the
nothingness of the limbo dimension that they had all seen at one time.
This time, however, the ground was a huge chessboard. Nylarathotep
came before them in the guise of the Black Man, and spoke civilly with
them. He revealed that Phydeaux was only a projection of himself, and
that he had known what they were doing every step of the way. He then
ordered them to choose what position they would like to play in the chess
game. If they would not choose, Nylarathotep would place them
wherever he liked.
The positions then choosen have been since forgotten, but
hints reveal that Russel chose the King's Knight, and Raphael the Queen's
Rook. In the end, Louis chose to be the white player, thereby not putting
the last piece in place. His game unplayable, Nylarathotep cursed
Louis, and fled.
Rupert Merriweather and Jeremiah Whitmore held a celebration for all those who took part in saving the world from the Bell and Nylarathotep. They offered the heroes the option of forgetting all the horror that they had seen, but none accepted. Then they offered to return all of them to their homes, except for George. It had been the forces of Light that had made the creature in the attic retreat from George so long ago, and thus she had been living on borrowed time. George was made to stay in the pleasant, grassy limbo until other arrangements could be made. Before she was taken away, she was allowed to say goodbye to Russel, with whom she had begun to form a serious relationship.
And so the story ended--almost, but not quite, a happy ending. But with a story such as this, the characters themselves could not let the story end this way.
The unlikely adventure continues...
Hope you've enjoyed your stay. If you have,
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