2005 Quote of the Days!




12-20
Me: "It's an M Go Blue Mott bracelet." Michelle: "So what color is it?"

Mmm hmmm...Go Blue bracelet...definitely would think it'd be maize, or anything but blue, don't you think?


12-16
"I always wanted twins, but God knew better. If I had gotten twins, I would've been suicidal."

An OB/GYN nurse...spoken with emphasis, and knowledge.


12-10
Me:"Yeah, you should see their car. It's like a 1994 Dodge Caravan, and he's got rims on them, but only on three tires." Linda: "He didn't buy them, a friend gave them to him." Pastor Justin: "So why only three?" Justin: "Because the friend that gave them to him only had enough time to steal three."

Yeah...three rims. That's a pimp van...


11-18
"They were so lazy, they were practically incontinent."

One of the interns on transplant, talking about the students he had previously for surgery. Ha ha ha...


11-13
"I don't consider myself very intelligent, considering most of my bookshelves are near my toilet."

Ohhh man...so hilarious. One of my bosses (interns) in transplant, he's one of the funniest guys I've ever met. And for the record, he's really smart..


11-9
"You know what the best book in the Bible is? Titus...because it's the tightest..."

Justin N., oh my goodness. Ha ha ha...that's tight.


10-22
"My voice is almost gone. It's crazy. I'm a mix between alto, bass, and cow..."

Michelle..former soprano turned tenor.


10-14
Psychiatrist: "Did you ask her out again?" Patient: "Yeah." Doc: "And what happened?" Pt.: "She said 'no, I don't like that movie. No, I have to be with my friends. No, I have to wash my hair.' But I understood, she's a busy person."

On one of the videos we watched for our rotation...I have to wash my hair? Ha ha ha...


10-11
Justin N., watching John Y. draw a flower with spray paint, says: "Dude, you are sooo girly." Justin stares at it a little more, grabs a red spray can, and says "Lemme color it in for you."

Sometimes, just sometimes, these guys concern me...both of them.


10-1
Me: "Hey, anybody know what books are best for the surgery rotation?" Reply on website: "The Bible."

Ha ha ha, great. The Bible will be enough, amen? I will need God like I always do...


9-21
"I could see my answers being prayered."

Pastor Justin, that's some kind of new theology or something...


9-20
Darius: "You should call your mom. Sunny: "No, I don't want to bother her." *SILENCE* John: "Sunny, when do you ever NOT want to bother somebody?"

For those of you who know Sunny, enough said.


9-18
"So I started to build it for my son, but man, lego sets are hard! So I'm sitting here struggling, and my son looks at me and goes, "Daddy, should I get mommy?""

PJ, during a sermon. He answered no of course...


9-15
"What do you get when you blend a jacket? Jamba juice..."

Sarah, such a...Korean Korean. Oh my...this is definitely a Korean joke...sorry for the non-Koreans.


9-12
During a discussion of musical instrument playing ability...
Sang: "Man, I wish I could play something, I can't play anything." Kara: "That's not true, you can play a lot of things." Sang: "Like what?" *10 second silence* Kara: "Well, you can play mini golf..."

Kara got her wish, to get back on the quotes page. Let's welcome back mean Kara...Sang is beating her up right now.


9-3
"At Andrews, the turtles always get hit by cars and they're all squashed on the road. They don't make them as strong as they used to."

The famous John Y., talking about the turtles crossing the road...


8-26
Talking about pregnancy with Israel:

Justin K.: "I think during my pregnancy..."

The rest of the sentence is..."my mom and dad slept separate." Hmmm...well, Justin, I hope during your next pregnancy...


8-23
Justin: "Well I'm off to watch Titanic." Me: "Titanic? Oh man, why're you seeing the Titanic?" Justin: "Ha ha, because I haven't seen it in a while." Me: "What? Is there a girl there?" Justin: "Not really, but a TV show alluded to it and all of a sudden I wanted to watch it." Me: "Wow, that's unbelievable, have fun." Justin: "Oh, I will. Imma get me hankie and some popcorn."

I've nothing to say about this...Titanic?


8-19
"The thing about sports..the older i get, the better i used to be."

The famous Phil...I feel the same way man.


8-16

Jukes, after eating the cardboard-like cereal out of the above box, then noting the expiration date..."2003 was a good year (for cereal)."

Ah yes, not a wine-tasting connoisseur, but rather, aged cereals, that'd be Jukes.


8-14
"The war on drugs is over...we lost."

A doctor who's also part of the SWAT team here in Ann Arbor.


8-13
"For birthdays, my parents would buy a box of ice cream, then turn it upside down and call it ice-cream cake, which we would have to cut really fast."

Duuuuddde...that is GHETTO! Maria's family, but they had 7 kids, which explains a little...


8-12
"We're getting together because it's our grandparent's 60th anniversary! Soooo, how are your grandparents?...I mean, are they alive?"

Esther...imagine how she would've felt if I said they weren't. Ha ha...


8-9
John: "I've noticed Jihye has made your quote list quite a few times." Me: "Well, everytime she opens her mouth, interestingly weird things come out." John: "Including rice...it fell on my arm during potluck!"

Do not sit close to Jihye while she's eating is the moral of this story...


8-8
Me: "There's no way you spent 3 hours talking to any guy." Isaac: "I have feminine guy friends, they like to talk."

Ha ha ha...Isaac's probably getting a beatdown by whoever he was talking to...


8-6
Guy: "Hmmm, my sister did rob the cradle." Friend: "Man, she didn't just rob the cradle, she took the whole thing, candy and all!"

Ha ha ha...


8-3
Shannon: "So big plans for the bachelor party?" Me: "I think we're going clubbing. Jukes: Yeah, we'll be at Sam's club.."

Ahhh...Jukes. How am I friends with this man?


8-2
"You might say this is a cold man, that his father is an eskimo, and his mother is an iceberg, but I'm not! I'm as warm as they come."

The incomparable Randy Skeete, after making a particularly challenging comment at CAMPUS L.E.A.D.S.


8-1
"I want a guy who can tell me, ______ , it's time to go to bed."

Bordering on inappropriate...but hilarious 'cuz she was talking about someone who could tell her when to stop playing and get some rest. The person will remain annonymous though..


7-27
Jen: "I didn't like it, so I filtered it through my teeth." Me: "How do you do that?" Jen: "Like a whale."

Jen from Atlanta was just a little bit tired when she said this...so we'll give her a little slack.


7-15
Overheard... Guy:"I need to make her think she's not even in my league." Friend: "No man, you're not even playing the same sport, that's what you gotta make her think.."

Ha ha ha...sports analogies with relationships, great stuff.


6-17
"I keep him around because he's shorter than me."

One doctor about another doctor. Ouch.


5-21
Jihye: "Please take the cheese...and the cream cheese. You can eat it...yum." Me:"What kind of cheese?" Jihye:"Umm..yellow?"

That's a university education for you. Not cheddar, or monterrey, or American, or taco, or nacho. Just yellow.


5-9
Me: "So you guys gonna be in town soon?" Orlando: "Well at the end of the month, what is that, 4th of July weekend?" Me: "Uh..4th of July is actually in July."

Orlando...wow. Memorial Day and Fourth of July? How do you mix that up?


4-21
"I dont want to take care of sick animals, I just want to play with them =). And sleep with them and look at their butts."

What? Look at their butts? Jihye is weird...


4-3
"This is Arno's dog. Hamayu no Konomi means "the gentle wave that washes upon the shore." I call this dog Pikachu. This dog is psychotic. This dog, if you walk in the house, it vomits."

Ha ha ha...one doc talking about another's dog...gotta love it.


3-24
"Don't I look 'fetching' in that pic though? Won't it attract girls?" Jinha: "Blind ones."

Sheesh...can't a guy get a break?


3-8
"But i'm in a chamber group, we're called, get this, OTITIS MUSICA. And we get "gigs", we play for things like the medical school GALA.

Kara plays cello, that is just too funny. Otitis media would be the actual medical term, having to do with the ear.


2-25
"I went to a wedding last weekend, at the reception they had a venetian hour. They have cookies, pastries, doughnuts made in front of you, cake, a fountain of chocolate that you dip fruit into, waffles with ice cream, cotton candy, sundaes....it is like an entire wedding just of dessert.

So it was about to start and my friends were laughing because I was standing by my chair in a sprinting position. I took off and was the first person in line when it opened."

You gotta understand Kristy. How she eats Coldstone for breakfast and doesn't get obese is beyond me.


2-16
Annonymous Girl: "Can I get prostate cancer?" Girl's sister: "No, you're not my brother." Annonymous Girl: "So seriously, I'm gonna be ok?"

To protect the person's identity, she'll remain annonymous. But that's just hilarious...


2-6
Me: "So your written exam can't be that bad compared to the rectals I have to do." Julia: "Hahaha, but it is a pain in the butt too."

Dude...that's just not funny.


2-3
John: "Close your eyes Maria." Dan: "Maria, you don't need to close your eyes. Just smile."

Ha ha ha...this applies to all Asians...=)


1-24
Well, she was visiting d.c. with me, edgar, and a few others and edgar asks her "what's the abbreviation for mountain?" And she says "M.T." so he says, "I bet you can't point to your head and say the abbreviation for mountain." So she points to her head and says "M.T." and keeps doing it..for like 5 minutes while we're all cracking up and she looks at me, points to her head and keeps saying "it's M.T. (empty)"

Who it was will remain annonymous...but Sang relayed the story. Wow...


1-14
Arnold: (pointing to the salmon sushi) "Watch out, you could get salmon-ella." (everyone else laughing) Ki Hwan: "I don't get it."

This is great on two levels...1) That Arnold would actually say something like that...and 2) that Ki Hwan, one of the corniest of all, wouldn't get it.


1-8
Me: "You saw your quote up though right?" Joyce: "Yea I felt soo cool. I told people to go to your site just to see it. Me: "Oh my goodness, I can hear the sarcasm in that." Joyce: "Well. people as in 2 people."

Two whole people. Wow. Thanks Joyce.