2004 Quote of the Days!




12-15
"Any eligible girls out there in Cali?" Jukes: "There's nice ones, but nobody has the complete package. Kind of like not quite hitting for a cycle - a single short of a cycle. If you don't have the single, it's not a cycle." Hyun Min: "That's deep." Jukes: "I think we just connected on a higher level.."

Wow, I love having my hyungs around...never a dull moment. That's deep.


12-1
"At a conference, the doctor who was presenting this was asked this: Would you do this surgery on your mother? Doc: "No, but I'd do it on yours."

This doesn't make the medical profession look so good, the doc was talking about an unproven procedure...but hilarious!


11-21
Me: "But i hope you know I don't pray for pretty girls to walk by." Jinha: "Albert - do you think I pray for good-looking guys to play the piano for me? I know better."

Eesh...piano playing guys unite! We are good-looking! Or not...


11-19
Joyce: "But the purple line is still there." Me:"Ah, so that might just be normal then eh?" Joyce:"I guess...or maybe just unharmful and some strange side effect of something...but it's funny becuase it did look like a linear regression line graph."

Linear regression line graph? Can we say nerd??!!! Notice I didn't say geek...'cuz nerds are cool, right Joyce?


11-9
"You have to treat the patient as a person, unless of course you're a dentist."

Oh yeah...gotta love the territorial wars that our doctor professors conjure up...


11-7
"There are 30 of you that know I'm Dr. __, that's about how many came to my lecture."

Yeah...ha ha. Yes, I'm guilty of not knowing this guy's name...but so are my classmates who skipped his stuff too!


10-29
"So I went on the search of pig brains and I finally found them. Well, I had to scoop them out myself and use a knife to cut this huge thick artery of some sort that ran within it. Then I got to put it in tupperware and I took it to school with a gel pack thingy to keep it cold."

Tupperware? Pig brain? LOL...wow...Joyce, nice.


10-21
"WEDGEY"
(A vanity license plate seen in Northern Michigan). "Only in Northern Michigan would someone have a license plate like that."

Can you believe that license plate?!! Ha ha...Erica providing the hilarity...


10-20
(After numerous e-mails about switching exam times to the later PM slot...) "Can someone please switch with me? It's a longshot, but I'd...uh...like to take the exam in 2005. Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."

Ah yes...medical school. Can I get in on that 2005 action too?


10-5
Me: "June, do we have "Just the Time?" June: "10:10"

And this is our church media specialist who takes care of the songs on the projector? :) He does a great job...and for those of you who don't know, Just the Time is a song...


9-21
"Basically, when Pastor Chung was in Seattle, he drove around neighborhoods looking for gardens, then when he saw one he'd know it was a Korean house and go up to the door and ask if they wanted Bible studies."

Wow...ha ha. Seriously, only Korean houses have "bahts", or gardens, at least in neighborhoods...and yes, we've got one at home too.


9-15
Randy: "Professor Israel, what are you going to memorize?" Israel: "If Judy does it, it counts for the both of us."

Israel, taking advantage of the "one body" thing that comes w/ marriage. Randy made him do it anyway.


9-14
"We'll go from the worst answer to the first. B's the worst. Someone in here chose B...but that's OK!"

Dude...our profs are not nice at all! Good thing I got it right...


9-13
Doctor: "The answer is a romantic one." Med Student: "Mitotic figures?" Doctor: "No...that's not very romantic..."

More Path lab material...mitosis is romantic? Too much med school!


9-12
Doctor: "These are mesothelial cells." Student: "Are those like stem cells?" Doc: "No, they're mesothelial cells." Student: "Oh, sorry, I was thinking about myxomal cells." Doc: "What? You better just stop..."

Ha ha ha, this happened in my pathology lab. Ouch...


9-7
Julie: "If I was a girl, I'd totally go for it." Sue: "Julie...do you realize what you just said?" Julie: "Oh! I meant if I was younger. I totally forgot I was a girl..."

Ah, it's so great to have Julie back. Wow...she's in med school?


8-29
"Back then, they both had braces, so we said they should make sparks together."

Ha ha ha...now that's funny! The person who said it chooses to remain annonymous...


8-23
Me: "You'll have a dorm phone." Isaac: "Does it like, go everywhere?"

Isaac...such a freshman.


8-18
Anonymous: "How're we going to take showers? Are we going to take showers?" Elder Kim: "Get some soap...and I'll pray for rain."

Ha ha...for the campmeeting leaders and helpers, not very funny. We were all there early, 30 of us stuffed into a small room in Whalley Chapel.


8-9
Me: "Just don't get mad if I mess up." Israel: Seriously, honestly Albert, I don't care if you mess up or not. I'm not gonna even be able to hear you at that point..."

This is Israel just before the wedding started, when I asked forgiveness for my organ playing...I played the two processionals. Ha ha...


7-26
Dr. Pipim: When asked about your faults, your father said you had none. He said you were perfect! BUT your MOTHER...

This is funny 'cuz Dr. Pipim said this during the middle of Judy & Israel's wedding. And he was talking about Judy...and even funnier, Israel's mother thought he was perfect, but his dad had stuff to say. Exact opposite...but perfectly fitting eh? Congrats to them!


7-25
Rachel: "Talk you fast." Jimmy: "What?" Rachel: "Talk you fast!" Jimmy:"Talk you fast what?" Rachel: "Oh! You talk fast!"

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. You funny are. Ha ha...


7-20
Jinha: "What is it with men and wanting to RATE things? How hot is she? 1-10. What's the best TV? 1-10" Me: "Dude...that's messed up. I don't do that." Jinha: "I said men."

I tell ya...no winning against Jinha. =)


7-16
"Me: "Me be pushing the moral ideal world, you be pushing reality." Jinha: "Not true. I'm actually far more idealistic than you. I think people will say you're a good oppa." Me: "Well.." Jinha: "That's pretty idealistic of me."

Ha ha...Jinha getting in her usual barbs...idealistically, I'm a good oppa? Where're my dong sengs to back me up on this? E-mail her and tell her!


5-24
"I got mistaken for a Chinese person @ a Chinese restaurant. I guess if you eat enough of it, you start to look like it."

You are what you eat...according to Young. And I know how much Chinese he eats, so I'm not surprised. Ha ha


5-18
Judy: "It was Israel's birthday, and we were having a serious conversation too...and I just kinda leaned over...and then it (fart) came out. I was like...I am sooo sorry!" Israel: "Yeah right, actually what she said was happy birthday."

Wow...soon to be married couple Judy & Israel...watch out for that Israel...


5-14
"I was like, you think it's smallpox? Then explain it to me over the phone. I mean, I was thinking, if it's really smallpox, better to just stay as far away as possible and make the diagnosis over the phone."

Yeah...that's gonna be me...passing the buck and making diagnoses over the phone. ha ha... During our MD conference, a doctor talking about his experience w/ infectious diseases, and no, it wasn't smallpox. =)


4-21
"So what was the first instance of bioterrorism? During the Middle Ages, armies used to launch people w/ the plague over city walls that they were attacking."

No joke...you learn something new every day. Morbidly funny...


4-8
"You were the big-shot at home, then you came here and you're just an e-mail. Not even a number, but an e-mail."

Kenn, in reference to UMich and who you are when you come here. No joke...you are just your uniqname.


4-4
"Wait, that's not all. All of this comes in your very own head bag. Now, I suggest you don't use this at home..."

Head bag = you put dissected/severed heads in them. This is funny only if you know that this was said by our head anatomy/dissection professor at the med school, handing out awards at the end of the class.


4-1
Justin K.: "I'm hot." Alice: "So take off your jacket." Justin K.: "No, not in the temperature sense."

Yessir...that's Justin K., youth pastor of Living Springs Church. Nice...


3-29
Me: "Yeah, I've been to Denver, I ate at the Old Spaghetti Factory. Charissa: "So what do you eat there?" Justin: "Yeah, so what DO you eat there? They really have spaghetti?"

Oh my...so I went to Pizza Hut the other day, what do you eat there? =)


3-27
(In response to yesterday's quote) Maria: "I would never say that about somebody, that they're funny looking." Me: "Oh really? Funny looking as opposed to "I'm the meanest person you know?" What's the difference?" Maria: "That was a serious conversation."

I'm the meanest person she knows? She was tired...but she said it four times. Darn...doesn't she know...forget it. =)


3-23
Me: "I don't know, it was funny." Kara: "YOU'RE funny." Me: "Funny as in weird, yeah." Kara: "Funny looking."

Kara's back with a vengeance. =)


3-5
Me: "Trying to cut some slack for the person here." Kara: "This isn't at all about you." Kara: "You flatter yourself."

Kara making sure I know that I'm not the center of the universe.


3-2
Israel: "How do you play this game?" Annonymous: "You don't know how to play uno?" Israel: "Just 'cuz it's Spanish doesn't mean I know how to play." Annonymous: "So does crazy uno exist?" Israel: "Yeah, it's called uno loco."

Israel...he didn't know how to play uno! Spanish or not...that's just crazy.


2-13
"I think the remarkable thing is how long we can starve a person."

One of my med school profs...talking about the body's ability to hold out. Apparently, you can fast for 45 days or so. An obese person can fast for over 200 days. Crazy...but an extremely morbid thing to say. =)


2-11
Sebastien: "These are extremely salty." Maria: "That's a good song!"

Ha ha..."Extremely Salty?" Never heard of that hymn before...


2-10
Annonymous: (Making funny noises) "Ooo, I like making noises." Alice: "I like making noises with my butt. (grin)"

Alice...nice. Two times in two weeks? Perhaps I don't hang around her enough...


2-9
(In an e-mail)

Friday Vespers: Justin NammJA (copyright of Youngstone National Park)
College: Song of Kihwan
Prayer: Frank Kimchee
Scripture: Jenny Hui (Did Albert put Jenny on the DK email list yet?)
~Message~ The Province of Alberta Kim
(.... I am invincible! Thankyou Justin for putting me in power...also...Young.)

Hyun June in response to Justin N.'s e-mails...


2-8
Me: "I don't remember what it was, except that I know it was something written..." Esther: "Ummm...that's why I was going to send it by e-mail."

Soo...Esther making me look stupid. Or some might argue...myself making myself look stupid. So what's new?


2-7
(In reference to a flatus...or fart.) "Were any of you @ Sushi that one time? Ooohhh man...that was a good one."

Justin N., continuing his streak, and yes...he was talking about his own flatulence. And NO, I was not there, because I'm still alive.

During same discussion...

"Richard was the only one that commended me. He gave me a 9. The only reason he gave me a 9 and not a 10 was 'cuz I didn't clear the whole restaurant."

Wow.


2-5
(In an e-mail)

This week 1/10/03

Friday- Young Stoney-Creek Park
College- Ki Hwaniper
Prayer- Hak Minie muscles <--puhaha
Scripture- Melissa
Message- Albert Kim(zzzZZ hehe...jus playin it's gonna be xcellent!!)

Next Week 1/17/04 (jus in case "somebody" forgets)

Friday- Juniper tree
College- My cousin Angie
Prayer- Filemon Cruzin'
Scripture- Juniper tree...again
Message- Young Kensington Park

An e-mail from Justin N. If you know these people's real names, then this is funny. (Young Park, Ki Hwan Song, Hak Min Park, Filemon Cruz, Hyun June Kim, and of course me). Now the comment about me isn't that funny...ha ha.


2-1
Me: "Actually, the one movie that Steven Seagal was in that was good was Executive Decision...because he died when he flew out of the airplane five minutes into the movie." Justin:"What he flew out? Ohh...You know he's the Steven SEAGULL now."

Wow...more corn from Justin N...wow.


1-29
"Why did the corn get arrested? Because it was stalking!"

5 minutes later...

"Why did the bean get arrested? Because it was stalking!"

Oh my...this makes it 'cuz Justin N. actually made these "jokes" up. Seriously it was like 5 minutes later...Wow...


1-26
Me: "So what can I do to build my intercostal muscles?" Ki Hwan: "You can do pull downs..."

Ha ha...pull downs? There's a new one...


1-24
(Talking about Vitamin B12 absorption) "If you lose this, you cannot live forever."

One of my professors...so as long as we have vitamin B12, we can live forever? What? =)


1-20
"Satan said jump off the building (to Jesus). What did Jesus say? Bring ye the tithes into the storehouse? No! The Scripture that He said fit the temptation."

Elder Randy Skeete, during a Tuesdays with Jesus presentation...they're powerful, and occassionally very humorous.


1-18
(Sunny looking down into his cup): "There's brown stuff left in my cup. Alice: "There's brown stuff on my bottom too." Judy: "I've got some on mine too."

Did...Alice forget to...wipe? And Judy too? Yes...elementary humor, but still somewhat amusing that always clean and proper Alice would say that...but perhaps not so surprising that Judy would concur. ;)


1-16
"They call me the 'gland man'."

One of my histology professors, talking about the gland sessions he would be teaching during our normal GI sequence...


1-8
"Are we going to hug out here or in the van?"

Joe...with a group of five of us (2 girls)...and he meant to say pray, not hug...or did he? =)


1-6
(In the middle of a campmeeting planning teleconference) Sam: "You can do this online?"

Umm...Sam, I think there's a reason why it's called teleconferencing...