12-22
Young: "After having pizza alone, Chung Mi wanted to eat, so I ate again, then had ice cream too! So Angie, can you relate?" Sunny: "Angie's like...oh, that's breakfast for me..."
That's Angie noo-na for ya...eat so much...and yet be so skinny?
11-13
"I had a mini crisis today. The kid I tutor asked me how old I "really was" and I said, "19" and my friend goes, "NO, you're not . . you're 20." I was like, "hahahaha... nice try. I'm 19:" He says, "You were born in 83. It's 2003" and then, it HITS me.... WHAM!."
Oh...my. Jinha goes to the number one university in the land...Princeton. You call that a mini-crisis?
later...
"So now I'm finally dealing with the fact that I am....... TWENTY!!" I mean, I actually DO have to act like a lady now!
Weren't a lady before? What?
11-7
"If anyone wants to get married during med school, come talk to me."
He was just trying to help...one of our administrators @ the med school. Ha ha...
10-31
"Side effect of prednarone: Mistaken feelings of self importance."
This is an actual listed side effect of prednarone. Heard it during a presentation in small groups. I think I know some people who don't need a drug for that? Yeah...my bad, I'll stop taking it. =)
10-29
"You expect patients to be calm & rational." Professor: "You're an optimist I see." Student: "He's probably a Tiger's fan."
Ah yes...Tigers fans...wait, am I one of them?
10-25
"Frequently we aren't aware of what we don't know."
One of my professors. Ha ha...it actually makes sense if you think about it, but on first glance it seems like a pretty dumb thing to say...
10-20
Maria: "Have you ever had a contest with someone where you see how many grapes you can fit in your mouth?" Joe: "I did that once just by myself and I almost killed myself."
Joe...Joe. How bored were you? Cause of death: "Choked on grapes."
10-17
(As group is watching sports on TV)...Kelly: "People actually write about this stuff?"
Thanks Kelly...I just spent my entire college career writing sports fo the Daily...thanks. =)
10-16
"He's a little old for his age."
Yeah Judy...and she's expected to teach her students grammar?
9-11
"When you can't go to the bathroom, it's called diarrhea."
Future doctor Justin Kim, demonstrating his immense knowledge of the excretory functions of the body...
8-6
Kara: "I made it 4 times (to quote of the day)?" Me: "You made it like 6." Kara: "Do i get frequent flyer miles or something?"
Frequent flyer miles...ha ha. There're a couple people who'd just be flying all over...
8-5
"It's so hot I have to wait for cold water to come on."
Justin Kim, making an astute observation about the weather in Boston.
7-29
Justin: "What company makes it?" Me: "Sunkist." Sunny: "No, no, it's... uh uh uh uh...Sunkist."
Sunny...wow...a funny moment on our way to Cedar Point...
7-27
"I find you unreal..."
Apparently I'm just not normal or something...who would've thunk? Thanks a lot Kara...
7-25
"Let's read verse 1 (of Daniel 1)...In the third year of the reign of Jehoiakim -- who was obviously Korean..."
Justin Kim, at Campus LEADS, shedding light on the true nationality of King Jehoiakim. Ha ha...
7-21
Sandra: "Ooh, Gobstoppers!" Hyun June: "How many do you want?" Sandra: "Banana."
Back by popular demand, after a very long self-imposed hiatus...Sandra! Banana? There are no banana Gobstoppers, to the best of my knowledge...Nice...
7-17
Judy: "You thought I was mean when I first walked in the room? What'd I look like?" Tim: "Just like you do now."
Judy...the intimidator. =) I was afraid for Tim's life when he said that...actually Judy is a very sweet and not mean person.
7-16
Sunny: "Look at my fortune cookie thing, it says 'You look pretty.' Nina: "Now we know these are lies."
Ask Sunny about that fortune, he's got it in his wallet still. =) No comment on whether it's lies or not, don't wanna hurt feelings...ha ha
7-15
"Do you guys get freshly squeezed milk?"
Deborah noo-na...during a discussion of how out in the country Andrews University is...
7-14
"All my oppas are here...except Min and Phil...so yeah...I guess no one's here."
Jihye, and yeah...that makes all her other oppas inconsequential? Hmm...I think I'm older than her? Ha ha...
7-13
Me: "Yup, Michigan Stadium is the biggest in the world." Esther: "What's the biggest stadium in Michigan?"
Nice...Esther. =) No comment needed.
6-10
Young: "What is a heritage that our parents have left us?" Ki Hwan: "We are THE ONES!"
We are the ones...as in chosen ones? What Ki Hwan? Ha ha...Korean pride?
6-3
"Let's go taller."
Julia noo-na from Spencerville, talking about going higher in the Renaissance Center. Vertically challenged perhaps? =) Actually not really...
5-9
"I think the bulk of academia is such bull, it's basically just copying each other. Except you can put tiny superscript numbers next to every sentence so you give "credit" to those who also copied off others."
Kara, commenting while finishing up her footnotes on her paper at 5 AM. I responded, "Hmm..I'd like to pass that quote off as my own, but I kinda can't." Kinda ironic...ha ha.
5-2
Me: "You probably don't remember me. Jen: "No, I remember you. Abby doesn't have many friends - so the few I meet I remember haha. And you can tell her I said that."
Oof. Abby's roommate Jen hinting strongly. =) I thought Abby was popular? Well I'm thinking I should be feeling privileged...or should she feel privileged that I'm actually a rare friend? =)
4-28
"It's actually good to have kids in the campus ministry program because it teaches us, as young adults who're about to have kids...(pause) to wait a little longer."
Fabiaye expounding on what Kenn has brought to the program.
4-21
"Kenn is one of those people who literally forces you to admire him."
Israel, talking about Kenn...a former Marine. :) I agree...
4-11
Young: "I'm sorry girls, that there are no cushions for you to sit on." Arnold: "They already have cushion to sit on...
I think Arnold is getting beat up by our girls right now...
4-8
Me: "Seriously, there aren't many guys in the seminary now a days." Iris: "Perhaps what is needed are more women who get the calling to be pastor's wives so that they can encourage the men to get the calling."
Hopefully that's not the reason...
4-6
"I've always loved little kids...even when I was a little kid myself."
I hope Jinha liked little kids when she was a little kid...otherwise it would've been a little difficult to have friends...of course she was referring to when she was 7 and took care of younger kids, but that's beside the point.
4-4
Iris: "Albie is such a..." Me: "Does it not fit me?" Iris: "Well, it's a very cute name."
Ouch. 'Nuff said. Iris noo-na
4-1
"Quoting someone to illustrate your point only means there's one other idiot out there who's done enough to agree with you."
Professor Pernick...remind me not to quote people in my papers for him!!
3-28
"There's a geneticist that breeds popcorn for a hobby up at the medical school. We have relatively constricted lives at the medical school."
Dr. Weder...pretty funny stuff. Wait! That's where I'll be going next year! Break out the popcorn baby! =)
3-21
"The University of Michigan-where your best hasn't been good enough since 1817."
Erin's IM profile message...ha ha..I agree!
3-19
"Waterproof means you can get water on it but not go underwater right?"
Sunny...displaying his intelligence.
3-18
"I know, it takes like $30 to fill my gallon."
Fill my tank...or $30 a gallon? Pick one Angie noo-na! And yes, gas prices are that high in Michigan...
3-16
"I think it's ridiculous that the guy has to spend tons of money just so something can glitter on my finger."
Jinha's streak will end soon...but this is just abnormal. What girl doesn't want a ring? Not that funny...but definitely going to draw some incredulous looks at this page...
3-14
"I realize 7 is very impractical...and might kill me."
Yup...Jinha was talking about kids. When she was younger (which was not too long ago in this case), she wanted 7 kids.
3-11
"His truck was fine, no damage, but he called the cops anyway, made us both wait in the cold for almost an hour and then he got a ticket for expired insurance. "I was ready to just chalk it up to an accident and walk away but no, our brilliant friend had to get us both tickets."
Ryan, expounding on how he got into an accident and the dude was stupid enough to call the cops when his insurance had expired. Wow.
3-9
"I hate soap operas so much, they're so retarded."
A girl that doesn't like soaps? Are times changing? Jinha sounding off on one of her dislikes on TV, along with reality TV shows.
3-6
Me: "He's content and happy, and I don't think he cares." Isaac: "I'd be too if I had a girlfriend."
Any takers for Isaac? Content and happy in all aspects of life just because of a girlfriend? Hmm...I guess a woman can make that much difference? At least to Isaac...
3-4
"Jukes is getting slow."
Reuben, from Staten Island, calling Jukes out! For those of you who know Jukes, and played football with him at GYC, slow isn't exactly the word right now...
2-19
"The book is titled, everything men understand about women." Angie:"What, is it blank?"
It WAS blank! Hilarious!...and probably true.
1-20
Randy Skeete: "Jesus sent out all of His disciples into the crowd to ask for any food they had. Well, Thomas probably walked up to someone, and asked "Do you have any food?" The person answers, "No." Thomas probably said, "I don't believe you, show me.""
This is only funny if you remember the story of how Thomas doubted when Jesus was resurrected in the Bible. =) Randy Skeete pulling out the humor!
1-13
"I got very little sleep last night, my eyes make me look like I'm Chinese."
Now, now, before all the Asians get riled up about a racist comment, it was said by Peter Gregory, a 100% Korean.
1-12
(Guy walking arm in arm with girl) Guy: "She's my girlfriend, and you're not." Girl: *Angry shocked look* Guy: "Wait, wait...I meant..."
Ouch. I overheard this on the Diag...that guy is in some trouble.
1-8
Me: "All the new freshmen treating you ok?" Jihye: "Maybe...they are
annoying." Me: "You talk like you're older than them." Jihye: "Annoying
little kids...they sure act younger than me."
Jihye, talking about the freshmen in college at her church. She's a junior in high school...she was semi-kidding of course.
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