12-2
"Have you ever picked your belly button?"
Jen, Kristy's roommate...talking about the belly button smell that sometimes happens in rubbing your pierced ears...well...yeah.
11-19
"He's an old guy who has dedicated his life to studying frogs in Columbia. He's been kidnapped twice there, but I mean, it's like me being kidnapped. Who would pay to get me out? So both times they've just let him go."
Professor Smith, Animal Diversity, talking about himself (and yes, he's a little bit on the older side...) Who would pay to get me out? That's classic...
11-18
Me: "Ursie thinks your senior picture is a great pic of you." Alice: "Yeah, I probably look the same in that pic as I do now." Me: "Implying that you look great now eh?" Alice: "Yeah baby."
Alice...no comment. I think you know what she's trying to say...
11-15
Kara: "I'm just looking through them, for all the fun pics. There were some hilarious shots." Me: "Yeah right. You're looking for the ones you look good in." Kara: "OK, you win."
Girl participates in wedding, gets pics, of course she's only looking for the ones she looks good in. Those kind of "looking for the fun ones" lies don't work.
11-13
"Yeah, I don't have a 'cool' lingo... I'd probably say something like, "Hey, friend. What is up?""
Alice, talking about her IM lingo. So friend. What is up?
11-12
Fabiaye: "Snow? There's no snow in Texas." Hilary: "Well, I've been to Missouri...
Missouri? Snow? What?
11-6
"You should workout whenever Albert studies...then you'd be the strongest man alive."
Gary, talking to Geoff...no comment here.
10-17
"Go to Loma Linda University if you want your MRS. degree."
Kara, speaking candidly about where to go to get married.
10-16
"Just because you're in the top 15% of your class doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you test well."
Hmm...some guy at the Golden Key meeting...
10-2
"Guys, we need to be sheepers of keep."
Judy Judy...that's keepers of sheep...she was addressing the ASC E-Board. I think Jesus definately meant keepers of sheep...
9-12
Me: "I think I'm taking Philosophy. It should make me think." Kara: "Good, it's about time!"
So what if I don't think?
8-20
Me: "What's so great about teaching primary at campmeeting?" Jukes: "It's the best age group, by far. The girls are cute, and the boys listen to you."
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Which is more rare? Girls being cute, or boys listening to you?...hmm...to have both...primary is the best class. =)
8-18
Me: "Ryan Rettmann got a cell phone? What is going on?" Jukes: "Does he have a girlfriend? There's no other reason for anyone to get one..."
Yes, Jukes has a cell, and yes he has a girlfriend.
8-14
"They had this big meeting, and they nominated me. They said, "We chose you Phil." I was feeling pretty good, you know? Little did I know that earliteen was the last one left..."
Ha ha, Phil realizing too late the predicament of being the earliteen coordinator. Phil later did say that "I'll do it again." What a trooper, I totally respect that man.
8-11
"We're going to have to water the balloons..."
Juniors coordinator Kimmy, talking about filling water balloons with water...she kinda took a short cut. =)
7-18
Me: "Did you hear that Lucy's pregnant?!!" Sunny: "Sweet! We're gonna have to visit while she's fat!"
Oof...Sunny is dead. Congrats to Andrew & Lucy though!
7-14
Jihye: "I only give my password to people I trust."
Who wouldn't trust me!!! Wait...don't answer that question...
7-6
"I'll know if she's my true love if she'll kiss my forehead."
Currently, Isaac's forehead is kinda full of...pimples...true love? That's like...an undying love...unimaginable love...that's just nasty!
7-3
Marianne: "Kristi, can you stay a little late today?" Kristi: "Sure, no problem." Me: "Your heart is too golden." Kristi: "It's more like my pocketbook is too empty."
RN Kristi from work, the nurses I work with make it fun.
6-15
"In OJ's case, the DNA from the blood at the crime scene matched perfectly with his blood, but the problem was that they said that the blood at the crime scene was planted. In Clinton's case, that (pause) whatever matched pefectly. It'd be kind of hard to plant that."
A Clinton joke in Genetics by Professor Jeyabalan? Wow...
6-10
Me: "I've got about 25 tacos to get rid of." Sandra: "Judy will eat them."
25 tacos? You better believe it...never bet against Judy.
later..
"Why do people always call me when they're bored? What am I supposed to do? I'm not an entertainment monkey..."
Umm...where did Sandra get monkey from?
6-9
"Albert is too formal, and Albie is too chummie. Me: What about Al? Kara: "That reminds me of the alien on the TV show. Me: "That's Alf, not Al!" Kara: "Oops. My bad."
Now...how do you forget Alf? Ask Kara.
6-7
"Playing Nicklas Lidstrom for more than half a game, is he really that important to your team?"
I had to put this up, because this was absolutely one of the worst questions I've heard in a while at a press conference. Lidstrom is one of the top two defenseman in the league. Is he that important? Oh my goodness...I can't believe whichever journalist that was has a job.
6-5
Me: "Wow, Nina runs fast!" Isaac: "Only when she's chasing after guys..."
Whoa. I'm thinking Nina is going to beat up Isaac...
5-27
"You're such a stud!"
This is only funny if you know me. I still can't believe Inder said it. If only it was true...
5-25
Jin: "There was no toilet paper in your upstairs bathroom!" Arnold: "That's why you don't use the upstairs one!" Jin: "Thanks for telling me after I went in!" Arnold: "Wait, you used my towel didn't you! Didn't you know that that's why God made the middle finger the longest?"
You learn something new every day. Thanks Arnold...
5-17
"Detroit? No offense, it doesn't compare."
Kara, from Washington DC. It was an interesting conversation after she said that...=)
later...
"Guys are slobs but they're just so funny, it's so much more fun to have guys at any kind of activity."
Most girls would agree with the first part, but the second?
5-10
Angie and Isaac say something at the same time. Isaac: "Chinx!" Angie: "Jinx?"
Chinx? Asians anybody?
5-3
Julie: "Hey, you're wearing a button down shirt today!" Sandra: "I always wear butt down shirts.
Butt down shirts, eh? No comment.
4-21
"She played a lot good."
Now, that's funny. Sandra was commenting on how well Jean played in her master's degree final concert. It's either she played good (which is still grammatically incorrect) or she played very good. Instead, she played "a lot good." Nice. =)
4-20
Nicki (after I sent her a really short e-mail): "How rude. You must be a great writer since you're an English major, and that's why your e-mails or so long and nice to read. Dork, fine, I won't waste my time or yours anymore.
Nicki got to be profile of the week for me doing that to her. =)
4-10
Mary: "What if we have to puke during the exam?" Justin: "Then puke there in the room, so you can get medically excused." Mary: "What if we have problems...on the other end?"
Wow...let's not talk about digestion and excretion. It's covered in the MCAT...but...let's just forget it.
4-4
Some guy in my MCAT class: "So what if we don't annotate this?" Justin S.: "Then I'll see you next year, right here."
Ouch...Justin S. my verbal instructor, basically telling a dude he'd fail the MCAT...a little harsh eh? He's awesome...
3-27
Me: "So what would you rather have? An ugly guy, or a guy who farts a lot?" Alice: "Well, you can always close your eyes, but you can't stop breathing."
Justin of course was the one who started the conversation...a very wise conclusion by Alice...
3-26
*Isaac leaning over trying to hear*...Justin: "What're you doing?" Isaac: "I'm just ear-dropping."
Issac, I think it's eavesdropping, or eye drops, definately not ear dropping.
3-16
"You organized pics into guys and girls? Isn't that a little childish?..."
Thanks Abby.
3-15
"I don't feel special, because of the 3000 other best friends you have on your website..."
Abby...talking about why she DOESN'T want to give me her picture for her profile...
3-13
Ryan: "Hey, is that hat new?" Girl: "No, but I haven't worn it for a while." Ryan: "I can see why..."
And to think...some people think Ryan is actually nice. I happen to be one of them. Well, he could kill me in my sleep, so I have to say that...=)
3-12
"See, my stand partner is really really bad, he can't sightread at all. So he always looks off my fingers when we're playing. So just to mess him up, I'll just start playing in third position, and he'll play all of these wrong notes, then I'll play in 2nd position when I feel like it."
Justin, talking about his orchestra stand partner. Poor kid...first of all he has to deal with sitting next to Justin, and we all know how smelly that can get...and then he has to look off of Justin, who of course messes him up on purpose...
2-25
"My spelling is so atrocious...that I can't even spell atrocious!"
My Princeton Review Verbal instructor Justin...and yeah...no spelling there. But he got a 12, so I'm not arguing.
2-9
"Everyone has different tastes in music, so I'm just adding seasoning here..."
My Physics of Music professor, he's awesome. =) Professor Axelrod. He says some funny stuff.
1-10
Me: "So how's your boyfriend doing?" Alefiyah: "Well, HALF of them are retaking the MCAT, so they're studying for that, and the other half..."
Umm...HALF of them? How many are there??!! Anyways, Alefiyah thought I said friends, not boyfriend, and no, she does NOT have a boyfriend...
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