Beware the WiggerDot


/*
Beware the WiggerDot (apologies to Lewis Carroll)

Twas brillpup and the slithymos did spooge and nork in the .wav
All crz were the botwipes and the munchers outzoinked...
Beware the WiggerDot my son, with mouth-nasties that munch
and oosps than crunch...

Bear with me...heh...this one is rather long...
This series of hands illustrates the 'Power of the Wig'. Xdot is
not simply betting high, there is some purpose and the last hand
is the payoff..

It all starts with an innocent remark by Xdot who wanted 44444 monies.
Xdot makes needs known, and the fun commences. Most hands here are noted
by Game # and winner, with the important hands in detail.
*/
* Xdot needs 3022
BudBabe> sheesh
Xdot pays 33 to see the bet. Pot is 159.
AdmBones> Lifes like that
BudBabe pays 33 to see the bet. Pot is 192.
LuckyLar, you're next.
LuckyLar> bet it dotmo and i'll see it
LuckyLar folds. 5 players remaining.
Xdot> ok mo
Xdot> will do
Xdot> cept u just folded
Xdot folds. 3 players remaining.
AdmBones has set the bet to 22. Pot is 247.
LuckyLar> 33 to small, but i'll see 3022
AdmBones wins the game with 247 in the pot!!

Game #129566 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11571 Adm:10941 _Xi:294 Xdo:41390 Bud:6579 Luc:24831
Xdot> ok
Pepper_> fold NN
Xdot> if i get a pair at least
Xdot> and Ximo isnt in
eri wins the game with 282 in the pot!!

Game #129567 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11732 Adm:10931 _Xi:173 Xdo:41380 Bud:6569 Luc:24821
Xdot> still no pair
BudBabe> that's normal for me
Xdot> pbot back to old tricks giving me what i discard
LuckyLar wins the game with 360 in the pot!!

Game #129568 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11722 Adm:10921 _Xi:13 Xdo:41370 Bud:6559 Luc:25021
LuckyLar wins the game with 171 in the pot!!
Game #129569 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11712 Adm:10911 _Xi:3 Xdo:41360 Bud:6549 Luc:25071
LuckyLar> wuss city
Spazmo> xino is waiting on p2
eri wins the game with 363 in the pot!!

Game #129570 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11915 Adm:10901 ten:1755 Xdo:41350 Bud:6539 Luc:24961
Xdot> ok luck mo get ready
LuckyLar> i am
Xdot> may have to bet 1755 only tho
Xdot> is that ok?

Game #129571 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11604 Adm:10791 ten:1745 Xdo:41340 Bud:6529 Luc:25412
LuckyLar> n prob
Xdot> no pair
tenecjed wins the game with 310 in the pot!!
BudBabe> figures
/*
tenmo was pat here heh...missed getting norked this time.
*/

Game #129572 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11594 Adm:10781 ten:1895 Xdo:41330 Bud:6469 Luc:25352
tenecjed> weee
Xdot> no pair
Xdot folds and mumbles, "still no pair". 4 players remaining.
AdmBones wins the game with 126 in the pot!!

Game #129573 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11584 Adm:10864 ten:1885 Xdo:41320 Bud:6426 Luc:25342
Xdot> no pair
BudBabe> i had one
LuckyLar> small pr
LuckyLar wins the game with 288 in the pot!!
AdmBones> Had to see

/*
And now the REAL fun begins...
*/
Game #129574 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11573 Adm:10742 ten:1874 Xdo:41309 Bud:6415 Luc:25508
LuckyLar, you're first to place a bet.
* LuckyLar never bluffs
LuckyLar checks.
eri, you're next.
eri checks.
AdmBones, you're next.
AdmBones has set the bet to 50. Pot is 110.
tenecjed, you're next.
tenecjed pays 50 to see the bet. Pot is 160.
Xdot, you're next.
eri folds. 5 players remaining.
Xdot sees 50 and raises 1824 to make the bet 1874!. Pot is 2034.
BudBabe, you're next.
BudBabe pays 1874 to see the bet. Pot is 3908.
LuckyLar, you're next.
LuckyLar folds. 4 players remaining.
AdmBones, you're next.
LuckyLar> there u go dotmo
Xdot> wuss luckmo
AdmBones folds and mumbles, "haha". 3 players remaining.
tenecjed, you're next.
tenecjed folds. 2 players remaining.
Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
Xdot will be discarding 1 card.
LuckyLar> didn't have to...BB gonna do ya
BudBabe> i only stayed cause i thought lar would
BudBabe will be discarding 1 card.
Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
Xdot, you're first to place a bet.
Xdot has set the bet to 500. Pot is 4408.
BudBabe, you're next.
BudBabe pays 500 to see the bet. Pot is 4908.
Revealing the players' cards:
Xdot: Q-D 10-D J-D J-S 10-H BudBabe: 9-D 7-D K-H K-C 9-S
BudBabe's hand value: TWO Pairs: Kings and 9s.
BudBabe wins the game with 4908 in the pot!!
BudBabe> Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LuckyLar> heh
/*
Hmm, well one nork...Xdot still undaunted.
*/
Game #129575 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11563 Adm:10682 ten:1814 Xdo:38925 Bud:8939 Luc:25498
BudBabe, you're first to place a bet.
Xdot> slow
BudBabe checks.
LuckyLar, you're next.
AdmBones> Serves ya right
LuckyLar checks.
eri, you're next.
eri checks.
AdmBones, you're next.
AdmBones checks.
tenecjed, you're next.
tenecjed checks.
Xdot, you're next.
BudBabe> LL u a Big wuss if i could stay
Xdot has set the bet to 500. Pot is 560.
BudBabe, you're next.
BudBabe folds. 5 players remaining.
LuckyLar, you're next.
LuckyLar> i had nothin
LuckyLar folds. 4 players remaining.
eri, you're next.
LuckyLar> still do
tenecjed folds. 3 players remaining.
eri folds. 2 players remaining.
AdmBones, you're next.
AdmBones folds. 1 players remaining.
Xdot wins the game with 560 in the pot!!
/*
And a wussout...
*/
Game #129576 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11553 Adm:10672 ten:1804 Xdo:38975 Bud:8929 Luc:25488
DrMcCoy, you're next.
LuckyLar> and still do
Xdot> will try again soon
Xdot> but price is increased
BudBabe> yikes xdot...how much bravery u think i got?
/*
Seems you answered that a bit later BudBabe...
*/
LuckyLar> 1 more hand
eri wins the game with 171 in the pot!!

Game #129577 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11603 DrM:10662 ten:1794 Xdo:38965 Bud:8919 Luc:25478
LuckyLar> n more hand
LuckyLar has quit the game.
Congratulations LuckyLar! You own the #7 spot in the top players!
Xdot> ok bud i must bank u now
/*
Prophetic words! Since LuckyLar is gone Xdot turns bank attention to BudBabe
(Heh Xdot threatens to bank everyone so its no surprise that sooner or later
it happens.)
*/
*O-Aye* You now have access to God and Cop commands
/*
heh O-Aye in nick of time...
*/
DrMcCoy> Hi oi aka oa
O-Aye> wee?
Xdot> wee!
O-Aye> wee!
Xdot> nork puppies are at it
tenecjed> hi oi :)
BudBabe> hey oi
O-Aye> hi eri! jed! dot! mccoy!
tenecjed wins the game with 195 in the pot!!

Game #129578 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11560 DrM:10652 ten:1877 Xdo:38955 Bud:8909 rik:1514
O-Aye> budb!
eri> lo oi
eri> interesting nick
eri> love les miserables?
BudBabe wins the game with 393 in the pot!!

Game #129579 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11550 DrM:10642 ten:1867 Xdo:38834 Bud:9070 rik:1504
Xdot wins the game with 410 in the pot!!

Game #129580 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: eri:11440 DrM:10632 ten:1857 Xdo:38984 Bud:9060 rik:1494
DrMcCoy, you're first to place a bet.
DrMcCoy checks.
tenecjed, you're next.
eri has quit the game.
eri folds. 5 players remaining.
Welcome, Maks with 1074 money (bankrupt 14 times).
tenecjed checks.
Xdot, you're next.
eri> later
Xdot has set the bet to 1074. Pot is 1134.
BudBabe, you're next.
riksheim folds. 4 players remaining.
BudBabe folds. 3 players remaining.
DrMcCoy, you're next.
DrMcCoy pays 1074 to see the bet. Pot is 2208.
tenecjed, you're next.
tenecjed folds. 2 players remaining.
Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
Xdot will be discarding 1 card.
BudBabe> awwwwwwww... n pr dotmo
DrMcCoy will be discarding no cards.
Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
DrMcCoy, you're first to place a bet.
DrMcCoy has set the bet to 333. Pot is 2541.
Xdot, you're next.
Xdot> nork
Xdot pays 333 to see the bet. Pot is 2874.
Revealing the players' cards:
DrMcCoy: 4-H 6-C 3-D 7-S 5-S Xdot: 3-C 3-H Q-H Q-D 7-H
DrMcCoy's hand value: Straight, Spade-7 high.
DrMcCoy wins the game with 2874 in the pot!!
/*
Norked Again sheesh but still Xdot undaunted...
So now onto the grand finale...
*/
Game #129581 is starting. Everyone pay ante of 10.
$: Mak:1064 DrM:12089 ten:1847 Xdo:37567 Bud:9050 rik:1484
tenecjed, you're first to place a bet.
tenecjed checks.
Xdot, you're next.
Xdot has set the bet to 2000. Pot is 2060.
BudBabe, you're next.
DrMcCoy> oui!
BudBabe pays 2000 to see the bet. Pot is 4060.
riksheim, you're next.
riksheim folds. 5 players remaining.
Maks, you're next.
Maks folds. 4 players remaining.
DrMcCoy, you're next.
DrMcCoy folds. 3 players remaining.
tenecjed, you're next.
tenecjed folds. 2 players remaining.
Everyone has bet. Now indicate which cards to discard.
Xdot will be discarding 2 cards.
BudBabe will be discarding 1 card.
Discarded cards replaced. It's time to place final bets!
Xdot, you're first to place a bet.
Xdot has set the bet to 7100. Pot is 11160.
BudBabe, you're next.
BudBabe pays 7100 to see the bet. Pot is 18260.
Revealing the players' cards:
Xdot: A-C A-D A-S A-H K-H BudBabe: 3-H K-D 4-S K-S 4-D
Xdot's hand value: Four-of-a-Kind, Aces.
Xdot wins the game with 18260 in the pot!!
BudBabe bankrupted.
BudBabe folds.
BudBabe> fuck
Xdot> wee?
DrMcCoy> ack!
Xdot> had 3 [Aces] to start
BudBabe> weeeeeeeeeeeee
BudBabe> Budman will be pissed now
DrMcCoy> Didnt need the 4th
Xdot has quit the game.
Congratulations Xdot! You own the #1 spot in the top players!
Xdot> wee?
Xdot> yes i did
Xdot> would have only bet 3K
Xdot> HOM?
DrMcCoy> Oh In that respect i see
Xdot> later mos
/*
Xdot starts with 41390 monies, says he needs 3022...
Ends up with 46727 for net of:
*ca-ching*
5357! seems like a lot of work in retrospect...
*/



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