Useful conversational phrases
Here are some good ways to strike up a conversation in Spanish
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Spanish Phrase
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English Translation
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| Quien es el hombre? |
Who's da man? |
| Yo soy el hombre! |
I'm da man! |
| Tengo rabia! |
I have rabies! |
| Deseo morir bailando! |
I want to die dancing! |
| Eres una ramera, verdad? |
You are a prostitute, correct? |
| Soy el primer mamifero que se ponga pantalones. |
I am the first mammal to wear pants. |
| Tienes mierda en tu cabeza? |
Do you have sh*t in your head? |
| Eres un maricon, verdad? |
You are gay, correct? |
| Mike Chu es mi dios. |
Mike Chu is my God. |
| Eres un Marxista, verdad? |
You are a Marxist, correct? |
How to pick up hot chicks (chicas calientes) in Spanish
Use these phrases and those Spanish girls will be all over you
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Spanish Phrase
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English Translation
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| Me calientas mucho, chilito mio |
You make me hot, my little chili pepper |
| Mi mono esta animado por ti |
My monkey is animated for you |
| Tengo un mono animado por ti |
I have an animated monkey for you |
| Eres el viento debajo de mis alas |
You are the wind beneath my wings |
| Móntame como un cabayero! |
Mount me like a knight! |
| Móntame como un vaquero |
Mount me like a cowboy! |
| Yo soy un caballo. Tu eres mi vaquero. Montame! |
I am a horse. You are my cowboy. Mount me! |
| Quien es tu papá?!? |
Who's your daddy?!? |
| Dame un poco de azúcar, nena. |
Gimme some sugar, baby. |
| Mi chorizo es muy grande! |
My spicy sausage is very large! |
| Si bailes por mi, pongo dinero en tus pantalones. |
If you dance for me, I'll put money in your pants. |
| Me gustan tu culo |
I like your ass. |
| Vémonos acción marimacho! |
Lets see some lesbian action! |
| Eres mas hermosa que una mañana en el verano. |
You are more beautiful than a summer morning. |
| Eres tan hermosa como el cielo |
You are beautiful like the sky |
| El bodoque en mis pantalones esta animado por ti. |
The bulge in my pants is animated for you. |
| Quítate tu ropa y baila por mi! |
Take off your clothes and dance for me! |
| Quiero sexo ahorita! |
I want sex now! |
Spanish Expressions
Are you lost for the perfect expression? Well, its probably right here.
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Spanish Phrase
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English Translation
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| Verdad?!? |
Really?!? |
| Dios mió! |
My God! |
| Santa madre de dios! |
Holy mother of God! |
| Por el amor de dios! |
For the love of God! |
| Yo la regulé |
I regulated her |
| Baila por mi, por favor! |
Dance for me, please! |
| Chíngate con un caballo y una gallina. |
F*ck you with a horse and a chicken. |
| Eres mi puta. |
You're my bitch. |
| Chinga tu madre. |
I f*cked your mother. |
| Dame una golpiza. |
Give me a beating. |
| Voy a joder esta puta, voy a joder esa puta...voy a joder todo lo que mueve! |
I'm gonna f*ck this bitch, I'm gonna f*ck that bitch... I'm gonna f*ck everything that moves! |
| Ay mierda! |
Oh, sh*t! |
| Tu oles como mierda. |
You smell like sh*t! |
| Fresco! |
Cool! |
| Dulce! |
Sweet! |
| Me llamo Don Huevón |
I am called Sir Lazy-ass. |
| Mi culo! |
My ass! |
| Bám! Puta va abajo! |
Bam! Bitch goes down! |
| Bebe tiene espalda! |
Baby got back! |
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