Blogging the Headlines

In three years of blogging, I've learned that if you just read the headlines, not only do you not get the whole story--you frequently get the wrong story. But the headlines on CNN's web site tonight are entertaining, in a macabre, we're all gonna die kind of way:

• Officials: Shiite mosques targeted in bombings
  (I guess their first clue was that bombs have been going off at Shiite mosques)
• Bush: No plans to attack Iran (He's not saying he's not going to attack Iran, just that he doesn't have plans. After Iraq, I can believe that.)
• Crash test dummies inventor dies (Smothered by an airbag, no doubt.)
• U.S. senators heading to Iraq (Must be in the reserves.)